Final Fantasy Remix
Disclaimer: No I don't own Square Enix
Episode 1/11: The F Team
It was a dull Saturday afternoon, 2:23pm to be exact. We had no missions today so far... the master computer has yet to report any disturbances on Gira. Vivi and I were playing the PS2, Rikku was on the normal computer chatting, Barret was doing push ups, Quistis was reading and Cid was in the garage airspace like always tuning up airships.
"Ah-ha! I kicked your ass again with Sion Barzard!" I laughed.
"No way I had Dauragon with the dragon on his back an everything! Let's go again!" Vivi growled.
"Whoa dude it's just a game!" I said while standing up stretching.
"Sorry Vivo I've beaten you 10 times with the same guy... You need some practice I'll let you go through story mode again call me when you think you've gotten better so we can have another match!" I said. With that I walked upstairs and down the hall to my room. Once inside I sat at my workstation to commence operation on another one of my gadgets. I was always a fan of batman and I always will that's why I created this platinum utility belt. To hold all of my gadgets like batman and robin did. But I didn't copy his gadgets I made up some of my own. Like the razorang, Ice disk, Electrical disk, Boomer disk, Flash bombs, Extending pole, Potions, metal coil lines and lots of others. Since I'm from earth and I can't use any special techniques or limit breaks and stuff like that I gotta stick with these weapons, currently I was working on a new invention the Nucum Boomer. This disk was about as wide a record and as thick as a mine. When activated this bomb will explode destroying at a 10-kilometer radius. It's powered by a mix of light and dark photon energy, when infused they become corrupted and...
SLAM! All of a sudden my door was kicked down. I turned around to see it was Rikku...
"Kel we got a mission!" Rikku said joyfully.
"Finally, I'll be right out okay?" I said putting up my tools.
"Okie Dokie!" She ran out stepping all on my door. I picked up the Nucum boomer and stored it in my freezer where I store all of my unstable projects. I then walked over to the door and picked it back up, jeez it's an electric slide open door all you have to do is walk up to it and the door slides open for pete's sake! I ran down the hallway and sliding down the stair well. To reach to Master Computer room... This room is linked with every satellite on this planet it monitors every town, city and village.
"Okay what's the mission this time" I said dashing into the room.
"There seems to be some sort of terrorist attack in Dollet" Quistis said pecking at the computer keys.
"We can deal with a few terrorists," Rikku said twirling one of her daggers on her finger.
"Yea let's head out!" I said.
"Cid ready the H2!" Quistis called the lower deck with her communicator.
"Shotgun" Rikku screamed.
After about an hour flight we made it to Dollet, The strange thing is that... there was no terrorist attack? There were no signs of destruction anywhere or bad guys. Dollet seemed just fine, but there was no tourists or pedestrians anywhere it was like a ghost town.
"Where the bad guys?" Rikku said.
"I dunno..." I shrugged.
"There's no trouble here... maybe the MC is on the blink" Barret said.
"What is this? The master computer detected a level 5 danger crisis," Quistis said rubbing her head confusion.
"Like I said maybe the MC needs a tune up or something" said Barret his tone started to change to angry one. All of a sudden BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! We all went flying into the air and hitting the hard cement.
"Uh ow" Rikku uttered.
"Wh-Wha?" Quistis said coughing up some blood.
By the way my skin is burning I'd say we were blasted by some sort of pulse laser gun. We all stood up weakly.
"Hahahahaha!" An evil laugh seemed to come from nowhere. We faced the direction from which the blast came to see 5 dark figures. There was one really huge floating android, a dark mage, which sorta resembled Vivi, A psycho with a Hyperion, a freakish mutant like alien thing with lots of eyes and a guy in a black metallic ninja like suit and an all over dark mask.
"I take it you imbeciles are the F Team" The ninja like guy said.
"Yea we're the F Team...who are you guys?" I said dusting off my shoulder.
"We already know who they are!" Barret said cracking his knuckles.
"Seifer!" Quistis voiced.
"Instructor Trepe!" He responded.
"What's going on? During the planet merges I saw you die with my own eyes" She voiced.
"Well when the planet's merged and everything I was swallowed by an earthquake... I had died, my life truly did expire... but that's when master here saved me and brought me back to life. She took me under her wing and taught me some new tricks" Seifer laughed evilly.
"Seifer your as twisted and more miss guided then ever and it is up to me to put you out of your misery" Quistis said rapping her whip are her hand.
"Dark Waltz 3..." Vivi said.
"Yes it is I... the master had found me and put me back together with all new power!" He said with lightening vaulting from his body.
"Yea and I remember old Air Buster" Barret said.
"Yes it appeared that doctor Hojo had himself cloned upon the planet merges his capsule was nearly destroyed. Luckily I revived him and had him rebuild Air Buster with new features" He chuckled.
"Well that leaves that alien there!" I said.
"It looks familiar?" Rikku uttered.
"It should to you my dear... believe it or not this is Sin." The ninja said.
"Wha!" Rikku was so shocked she couldn't even get out the word.
"Yes, I collected some of Sin's organic matter and used it to create a whole new Sin" The ninja guy said.
"Oh you are just bad!" I laughed. Really he is... The only way for someone like him to know all of this info is for him to play all the final fantasies on PS and PS2, which would mean he's from earth like me.
"Enough of this small talk time to see what you freaks are made of...attack!" The ninja said.
"All right team let's GO!" I shouted.
We all faced off... Barret and I fought Air Buster, Sin and Rikku went at it, Quistis and Seifer faced off and Vivi and Dark Waltz had a magic showdown. I ran towards the giant machine and jumped in the air to drop kick it in the head. It grabbed my foot and tossed me aside like I was nothing. Barret ran up and power punched it in the metal chest. Air Buster punched Barret in the face sending him flying straight through a building. Meanwhile when Barret and me was being thrashed the others had problems of their own. Vivi had used trance at the beginning of the battle but even in trance he was still no match for Dark Waltz's new Thundaja ability it packed more of a punch then Thundaga. Vivi couldn't reach level 4 magic he was overpowered by Dark Waltz, while Quistis had her hands full with Seifer. Seifer's new speed permitted him more agility to dodge Quistis's Save the Queen. The Hyperion slashed her many times... While Rikku and Sin fought it out in there never ending transformation fight, Rikku using her garment grid and Sin just morphed his body parts. Currently Rikku and Sin was in the swordsman stage fighting clashing swords and steel. Rikku was getting tired while Sin grew stronger, swifter and more accurate with his attacks. I told her to lay off on those pies.
Pulling out four electric disks, I tossed them at it Air Buster, it merely pulled up his right arm and blocked out the electric blasts. It was Barret's turn he turned his metal fist into the Missing Score and used his limit break Big Shot! He turned up his Missing Score and pointed it at Air Buster with astounding force he fired the large ball of energy at the huge robot. It took impact and resulted in a huge explosion, smoke and flames flew all around.
"Hey that was great Barret" We slapped hands.
"That was impressive but hardly enough to even dent his power shield" The Ninja like leader said jumping down to our level.
When the smoke cleared Air Buster was down attached to the ground with a glassy shield protecting his body. He let down the shield and floated back to normal stance.
"You've gotta be..." Before Barret could finish Air Buster had cloths lined us both sending us flying into the picnic tables of a café. Rubbing my head once more in pain I stood up tall I had it with this and I had the ultimate plan to get rid of Air Buster but I needed Barret's help again!
"Barret I got a plan!" I whispered.
"You've got 2minutes!" He whispered back.
"I need you to fire your limit break again..." I said slowly stepping to the side.
"What?!" He shouted.
"Just trust me" With that I ran towards air buster pulling out the razorang... I got within a meter of him and he threw a punch at me I dodged and flipped out to the side. Barret powered up for another Big Shot, seeing this and calculated Air Buster rested down on the surface and put his shield up. Here's my chance, you see when he puts his shield up two generators would come out from his shoulder pads if I cut them he's as good as scrap metal! I only had seconds before Barret fired... I threw the boomerang like blades at him flying around in a cycle it cut one off and merely sliced the other without taking it down. The glassy shield gave way alittle. I caught the razorang and dodge rolled to the side. A huge fiery blast flew right pass me and once again exploded on contact. We both stood very still waiting for the results... when the smoke clear Air Buster was badly damaged and missing an arm.
"Barret I believe you can take from here?" I said.
"Where you goin?" He said transforming his Missing Score back to a metal hand.
"I'm going after the leader!" I said looking around. Just then I saw him running down an alley. That's cowardly of him. I started running when all of a sudden Dark Waltz flew down before me. I didn't wanna waste my time I stepped on his head while running towards the alley... at the far end of the alley he was waiting for me.
"Seems like you freaks are more stronger than I thought" He said, we both moved in circles around in the alley talking but at the same time waiting for one to slip so the other could attack.
"Yea and after we're done kicking your asses all of you are on your way to the a desert prison!" I said.
"Do really want to do that Kelvis? I'm from earth too ya know you wouldn't through your own kind in the slammers would you?" he said.
"My own kind?! Just cause we're from earth doesn't mean we're the same! I'm the good guy and you're a psycho that's about to get busted!" says I.
"Amazing how video games change us isn't it? Kelvis you really do amaze me, Why not join us? Your skills would be essential to our..."
"Shut up I'd never join you," I said interrupting.
"Who are you and why did you bring all of these villains back? Too sorry to fight on your own?" I asked.
"I am Krav an they mentioned the master not me... I am but her assistant, I've been sent here to tell you Kelvis either you join us or parish like the rest that stand in our way..." He said.
"Listen tell your master I said bring it on cause I don't affiliate with bad guys!" I said.
"Oh... well can you tell me what have we done that is so bad?" He asked. Right there I stopped.
"Well? What have we done to get thrown in prison? Fighting you wimps? If that's the crime then we deserve a death sentence" He said. He jumped up onto a fire escape then onto a roof.
"You bring back all of these bad guys from the dead call disrupt our monitor to fight and you ask me what your crime is?!"
"Kelvis I won't give up on you, You'll join us in due time... in due time!" He shouted then ran off. I walked out of the alley to see everyone looking at me. All of their opponents must have run off. Far back over at the Dollet satellite a black ship shaped like the Ragnorok took flight and shot off into the sky. We all watched them leave. With that everything went back to normal some people returned and started walking around and cars drove through. Maybe this'll be fun actually having an opposing team that gives us a challenge sort of excites me. I don't know who these newly found villains are or what they're planning but what I do know is that we'll be ready for them. Rikku smiles and winks with thumbs up, Vivi gives a thumb up, Quistis smiles and thumb up and Barret too. I look back smile and give them a thumb up.
"Guys let's go home" I said.
End of Episode 1