Heyzz here! Yes, I am aware that I should be working on my other story that I just started, but…. This idea would not leave me alone so I decided to start another one. Just bare with me and I will try to update as often as I can if it is popular enough.

Also, this story is around the third book, but will not follow all events, as I would happen not to know everything about Harry Potter. Sorry if the story goes off or anything, just review and tell me what could be improved, which will be highly appreciated.

By the way, to go ahead and get this out there, there will be no Kuwabara in this story. I don't dislike him or anything; it's just that I don't think he will fit into the story is all. If

he does show up, it will be brief. I am very sorry Kuwabara fans!

Plus, as the description promises, there will be YuusukexHiei and some KuramaxHiei because it was so nicely asked of me, but that will be a gradual thing. So none right now….or will there be?

So with that said, please enjoy the story.

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho or Harry Potter.

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"'Scuse me Toddler, but I thought that you just said that our next mission was going to be in the U.K. at some 'magical' boarding school. So will you repeat that so that I can hear what our next mission really is?"

"Now Yuusuke, as much as I know this is probably confusing you right now-"

"Damn right, it's confusing! Sure, I get demons, the Makai, and this place, but there is nothing in any of the three goddamn worlds that will make me-"

"Yuusuke, please calm down and listen to Koenma for a few moments and then you will understand, it is something that we have to keep hidden, even Sensui didn't know about this-"

"No, Boton I will not calm down about this, again, my views on how the world works is being flushed down the toilet! At least I didn't have to die this time. Anyways, do you know what you are asking me-"

"Don't forget about Hiei and I, Yuusuke."

"Yeah, do you know what you are asking us to do? Is the world in any immediate danger or are you trying to get rid of us for a whole year. I mean, a boarding school; that means that I actually have to go to classes. That is complete-"

"Is that all you are worried about Yuusuke?"

"That's not the only thing I'm worried about Kurama, I'm also worried if the children in the school will be safe with Hiei around. Sure, they can wave around their little sticks and try to protect themselves, but with his super speed they are as dead as French toast. I mean he can barely stand us, don't even start to bring in the question of a school filled with kids. Are you trying to save them or have them all killed?"

"Hn."

"Oh Yuusuke, Hiei won't kill them all. He would have to go to Reikai Prison if that happened. Besides, we figured out something really interesting about Hiei that would greatly help you on this mission."

The argument came to a pause as that was said. Every single occupant of the room had their eyes on the fire demon. Said fire demon was meanwhile glaring daggers at Koenma. If looks could kill, paperwork would no longer be a problem for Koenma.

"Koenma, what are you talking about?"

"Well Kurama-"

Hiei was right in front of Koenma's desk before he could get the rest of the explanation out of his mouth.

"Don't you even dare, you small, pacifier-sucking god wanna-be."

"Harsh words Hiei, but the decision has been made already, with my father's approval, which makes this mission very important as he is sending you out on a mission instead of hunting you three down to kill you like he has been ever sense Yuusuke got his demon powers discovered."

"Hey, I would happen to like to know what the friggen hell we are talking about! What is going on here?"

"I would like to be informed as well."

"See, even Kurama wants to know, and sense he doesn't know it makes me want to know even more, because-… wait a second, I lost my train of thought. You know what I mean though."

Everyone took a moment to stare at Yuusuke for the weird rant he had just accomplished. Kurama sighed and went back to look at Hiei, wondering what other secrets that the half-koorime possessed. As far as Kurama was concerned, Hiei had no more secrets, but he was obviously wrong. Kurama paused his thinking and frowned, didn't Hiei trust him, trust them? What had Hiei been keeping from them this whole time that could help them on this new mission, that wouldn't have helped them on all the others? He shook his head and took his stare to Koenma, clearly waiting for an explanation.

"And just what makes you think I will just stand by and let you say anything you please about this?"

"Well Hiei, I was hoping that you would just go through with it already while I inform your team mates on what you are doing. So what is it going to be?"

"Why would I have you share my biggest weakness with anyone? I don't think it works like that. What is in it for me?"

"What? Come on, what do I have to do to get you off my case? Do you want some money? Don't even ask about being off probation. Let's see…. How about when and if you die, you have the option of returning and making any change to your soul. I'm sure I can push that request by my dad as long as there is no threat to any of the worlds."

"But Lord Koenma, is that wise. I mean not that I don't trust Hiei, but that could endanger him."

"I'll take it."

"What? Really? Good, choice then. So, if you would just go into the room over there, it's a bathroom, you can do your little transformation thing and I will send Boton in with proper clothes."

"Hn. Fine whatever."

Hiei then proceeded to go to the bathroom, leaving behind a happy Koenma, a worried Boton and two surprised, shocked and confused Kurama's and Yuusuke's.

"I would now like to be informed on what the hell just happened!"

"Now, now Yuusuke, calm down and I will tell you."

"Fine, but it better make sense Toddler, I don't think my brain can handle anymore confusion, and by the look on Kurama's face, neither can he."

It was true. Kurama was completely unaware of what could possibly be happening to Hiei. A transformation? Was Koenma talking about the more demonic looking Hiei that was all green and had multiple eyes? No, that wouldn't go for stealth in a human school, but there was no other transformation that Hiei could go through. Was there?

"Lets go for the blunt method, shall we. Hiei has the ability to turn into a girl. Now if you would let me explain-"

"What?"

And the rest of their words were drowned out by one another. Both Yuusuke and Kurama, looking very dumbfound (which Koenma thought looked really funny on Kurama), were throwing questions so loud and fast no one that wasn't them could keep up. The only thing that finally managed them to calm down was a bright light and a mini explosion from the bathroom that Hiei had entered earlier on.