Chapter one

A typical 5am at Kong. Yeah, nothing special except for the fact that we'd just came back from recording "White Light". I was sitting in the kitchen with my feet on the table, finishing the last of the hot wings we'd ordered from "Greasy Dens". 2D and Russel were eating the pizza we'd kept from a week ago, miracle they didn't get food poisoning, and after giving 2D a goodnight kiss, Paula had probably gone to bed.

I licked the last of the grease off of my fingers and then proceeded to speak. "Well we did an OKAY sorta job, but...mmm we could do better." Russel and 2D just stared at me in disbelief as I spoke…they never opposed me. I then stood up, but before leaving the room, Russel called out, "Hey, we're playing Cards…want a game?" I eyed him, and then continued to walk out. "Nah, cards aint' my kind o' game."

I headed to the bathroom and yawned, and as I neared closer to the bathroom I could hear singing. I could tell it was Paula immediately because her singing voice is plain shit (even worse then mine). Not even looking at her I walked in, heading towards a stall. "Hey…Mudsy?" I looked up, she never called me that. Sounded a bit gross coming from her.

She was only wearing a bra and underwear, and she was walking towards me. "I heard your talented at other things besides...music..." She smirked. I didn't understand why she was flirting but I took the opportunity happily. "Only one way for yeh find out, eh luv?" I said, grinning.

I pushed her into the third stall of the bathroom and closed the door, it was a bit tight but would have to do.

We went at it for about twenty minutes, until heavy footsteps (probably Russel's) silenced us. We could hear his humming as he got closer to the door, and for a second I thought he was gonna come in. Finally the footsteps passed and we continued going at it, but man, I really shouldn't stretch my luck. Russel was heading by the door again, but this time stopped and came in.

We kept dead silent as Russel headed to the stalls, still humming the same tune as before. But that damn Paula ruined it all. She was putting her panties back on and pushed the stall door opened and of course, Russel immediately took notice. "Yo Paula, what the hell!?" Russel exclaimed as he covered his eyes, still oblivious to the fact that I was also in the stall. "Erm…well…" Paula hesitated. While she was trying to make up and excuse, I put my pants back on and was now trying to climb over the stall without being noticed, but Russel, oh sweet Satan, Russel saw me.

I cringed as Russel (who was now mad as hell) pushed Paula aside and charged at me like a mad bull. I tried to get over the stall, but Russel managed to grab my leg. "Let go of me yeh WANKER!!!" I shouted, attempting to squirm out of his grasp. But with one violent tug Russel had thrown me onto the cold, damp floor. Dazed, I could do nothing but lay there as Russ wrapped his giant hand around my neck, leveling me up to his face. His vacant eyes were filled with anger, just waiting to be unleashed onto me. "I said, LET ME GO YEH WANKER!" I yelled once again, spitting all over his face. That was the last straw. He pulled his fist back, and then sent it flying full force right at my face, hitting my nose.

"GRAAAAGHHHHAAUGH!! MY NOSE! YEH FUCKER!" I wailed, twisting and squirming in his grip. He just glared at me . I then felt something warm trickling down from my nose to my neck, and screeched even louder when I realized it was MY BLOOD. Russel shook his head in disgust and then looked at Paula who was hiding in the corner of the stall frozen with horror. "Yeah, hit her! Hit that slut! Its all her fault!" I mentally screamed, still squirming and screeching aloud. "I'll deal with you later Paula." Russel growled, glaring at her. "First…" His eyes met mine. "I have to deal with YOU!"