Author's Note: Hello, fanatics! I wrote this for a schoolwork assignment; I had to write a dialogue between two parties and incorporate fallacious appeals in it. I thought it would be kind of funny to use the characters from Super Hero Squad because of their exaggerated personalities. The characters may be a little inaccurate.
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Dr. Doom: "Mole Man, what is your favorite movie?"
Mole Man: "Uuummm…Diva Buddies. I always loved that movie."
Dr. Doom: "Really? Is that an actual movie?"
Mole Man: "Yeah…"
Dr. Doom: "What's so good about it?"
Mole Man: "Well, Galactus said he liked it."
Dr. Doom: "Yes, but what do YOU like about the movie?"
Mole Man: "Abomination and Egghead said it was great and everyone loves how cute the puppies are."
Dr. Doom: "Tell me why it's so good!—Wait, did you say puppies?"
Mole Man: "Yes?"
He shrinks in fear under the might of Doom.
Dr. Doom: "You, a respectable villain, watch movies with puppies in them? Villains do not watch PUPPY MOVIES!"
Mole Man: "Oh, did I say puppies? I meant to say machine guns! Yeah, it has really cool machine guns!"
After a moment of consideration, Doom accepts this "mistake". Mole Man scurries off quickly while he still has his head.
After Mole Man leaves
Dr. Doom receives a notification on his new Dumb Phone. He pulls it out of his pocket and laughs.
Dr. Doom: "Ha, ha, ha! Ahahaha! Ha, ha…"
He laughed and laughed for the rest of the evening as he scrolled through all the hilarious cat videos *Richards had posted on his Faceblock page.
*Reed Richards A.K.A. Mr. Fantastic, ex-colleague/frenemy—it's complicated.