JERRY BROWN IS BACK IN THE GOVERNOR'S CHAIR!

CALIFORNIA ÜBERALLES!

The inspiration for this story.

Because it is AU, some portions will be written like an Alternate History.

Help never arrived. Is the World Summit not supposed to intervene now? Wasn't it supposed to be better? What happened to Humanitarian Aide?

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"General Churchmouse, a small regiment should be enough to assasinate the Tiger General." Monseur Mouse-Kaboom[1] barked. The Turbulent atmosphere of the World Summit meeting was on made more so by the two factions of the Tiger Offensive squabbling over how to eliminate the threat on the front Porch.

The Espions wanted to covertly assassinate the Tiger General and Czar Tiger, and then leave the Tiger Army, decapitated and seizuring to collapse upon itself. They were headed by a Kalvin Mole, 'The Mole', whom had a personal vendetta against the Tiger General[2].

The War Mongerers wanted an offensive strike with the Republic's large military to occur. They were headed by a General Flippy Bayer[3], whom fought in The Great war of 1981 only two years earlier.

The Most either side did was sneer and shout at the other. One punch was issued, but physical violence never actually occurred. In fact, this Conference would've created a compromise in OTL[4] that resulted in Operation Tiger Bomb, the most infamous Strategic victory of the Republic over the Tiger Empire.

The Mouse continued, "...it would be such that it compromises between military force and espionage."

Churchmouse leaned forward. "Monseur, Where is your leader to confirm this compromise?" The General was apprehensive about the whole deal, not wanting to use unnesecary force to win a battle.

"Sir, I reiterate, Espionage is a quick, simple tactical solution to the Coming war. The Next Putsch will succeed in killing the Tiger General." The Mole said, quaint, deep voice subtley overpowering Mouse Kaboom's high French Accent.

There was a 'CRASH!' outside of the building, and the meeting's attendents quickly filed out the door.

Flippy Bayer was in his limousine, late once again to the World Summit Conference. It was a late night, and an even later morning, with Flippy working out paperwork. He was a valiant fighter, not a pencil pushing office worker. That was Mouse Kaboom's job. Flippy was still working upon strategies and the legal work to accompany them in the Limousine.

'Why not just destroy the Damned Tiger Empire with an ICBM if we're not going to fight?' He thought to himself.

Just seconds hence, a Truck hurdled down an adjacent street, making a sharp left, ramming it's two ton vehicle body into the Limousine's passenger area. Flippy was killed instantaneously, and the noise of the crash could be heard at the conference. Flippy's left hand, still clutching the pen he was using to right with landed at the steps of The World Summit Conference Building[5].

Mouse Kaboom was the first on the scene, followed by General Churchmouse, and The Mole. Mouse Kaboom and his partner, Cam 'Sneaky' Leon, in a fit of rage, turned and attacked The Mole.

"Enfoncer Traître!" Mouse Kaboom shouted, hurtling his fist into The Mole's Face. Sneaky tackles him, until the three toss up some dust, sending blood upon the gleaming marble steps.

The Mole was injured, Sneaky and Mouse Kaboom were arrested on charges of Unprovoked Assault, and Flippy was dead.

General Churchmouse was left with one Agent, Former East German intelligence officer, Fritz Princip[6] to attempt the assassination. With training and a bit of time, Fritz might be able to complete his objectives.

Fritz sweated like a hog, holding a toasty warm Pizza in his hand, which was scalding his palm. He had made his way quickly around the guards[7], and was waiting at the door. He pressed the doorbell ("Doorbell?" he thought to himself), and waited, feigning calmness.

The Tiger whom opened the door looked like he had just chugged a keg of Vodka. "What'yo wan?" he asked, accent not even covering his slurring words.

"Pitsa!" Fritz shouted in Feline. Feline was very phonetic, thank God.

The Tiger swings the door open, letting the beaver in. Fritz knew, this was when he was to draw his knife and throw it into the Tiger General's Face. Fritz trips himself up, unsheathes his knife, and falls backwards.

The General, not realizing what is going on, recieves a deep stab in his eyes, killing him instantly. Fritz gets up and begins to run, leaving the soldiers temporarily stunned. Upon exiting the front door, he is shot by guards surrounding the Tiger's Base. The Putsch was successful indeed, but at a cost.

In the following turmoil, the Tiger Tzar appointed a New Leader, One who lead the Tigers into a New Stage of War.

*OTL-Our TimeLine, where Flippy and his troop try Operation:Tiger Bomb instead of a Spy

Mouse Ka-Boom was the Second-In-Command of the War-Mongers, as was Hitler before Von Hindenburg died.

Beerhall Putsch was the Tiger General's attempt to bomb the Happy Tree Embassy which hosted several of Mole's Closest friends.

3.'Bayer' is a Bastardization of the Germanic 'Baer'

Tiger Bomb was originally going to be a para-military operation, 'black ops' if you would.

OTL, this was also the hand he used to wield his Bowie Knife.

Gavrilo Princip...Historical In-joke

OTL's 'Operation:Tiger Bomb', Sneaky and Mouse Kaboom dispatch them in the opening scene.

Alright, Prologue is complete.

I need five OCs, just to account for dead Canons...

One of them needs to be a Cat of Some sort, for bigger and better things.

GO KISS ASS OR CRACK!

Pol Pot.

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