Colin Moriarty was in a bad mood. Again.

This would happen from time to time, Colin would come stamping down the stairs to warn of his bad mood. By now Gob, Nova and half the saloon's regulars had learnt to stay clear of him when he was in one of these moods, unless they had a very good reason or perhaps a death wish.

Not that Nova and Gob really got in his way. In fact, both would avoid him like the plague. He would smack Gob around like a piñata. Nova wasn't much better off; every time Colin saw her taking a short break from her 'services' he would bark at her to "Show some initiative Nova, these drunks ain't going to shag themselves". So it was perfectly understandable why they both gave him a wide berth.

So today would be a bad day for anyone who dared cross Colin Moriarty, human or ghoul.

It was about 8 in the morning at Moriarty's saloon and Nova and Gob had already got up and started work. The weather was warm and breezy and most residents of Megaton were sitting outside enjoying the sunshine. Sunlight filtered through the sheet metal walls and into Gob's eyes.

"Ugh," he grunted and Nova turned to face him from her corner, cigarette in mouth as usual.

"D'ya think Moriarty is gonna show his face today Gob?" She inquired.

"I bloody hope not, that's for sure." said Gob in his scratchy growl of a voice, giving Nova one of his very rare smiles.

Even though Gob didn't really have much reason to smile. Next to nobody treated him with the respect he deserved just because he resembled a corpse. The only people who he actually liked were Nova, a travelling merchant who had been interested in how ghouls lived and a girl from Vault 101 who apparently wasn't fazed by Gob's zombie like appearance. Nova felt a sudden pang of sadness for the ghoul. Spending all day pouring drinks and getting abused by every Tom, Dick and Harry that came through this shitty excuse for a town wasn't much of a life. On the nights Nova was high on jet and couldn't sleep she sometimes heard his muffled crying through the wall. It broke her heart to hear him and the fact she could do nothing to help him.

As if on cue, a door slammed upstairs and footsteps stormed down the stairs. Gob immediately grabbed his clipboard and started counting the bottles on the shelves while Nova stood in her corner cowering a little. Colin got to the bottom of the stairs, grumbling to himself he unlocked the door and walked into the back room, closing the door none too carefully.

Colin knew why he was grumpy. Working in this bar with the only company being a ghoul and a hooker. Him, Colin Moriarty, who could be out there 'fighting the good fight' as Three Dog put it. Gob wasn't the only one who had dreams he thought moodily, poking buttons on his terminal. As for Nova...hell, he'd never asked her. All she used to do was come crying to him about how all the bastards she slept with forced her into it. She'd got over that now, thankfully, he never had time for angsty hookers. After all, he hadn't a care for anyone but himself.

"Oi, Colin!" Yelled a voice from outside. Colins eyes grew wide. That stupid almost girly voice… couldn't be!

"Calm down hun." said Nova in the seductive tone she used especially for the days when Moriarty was in a bad mood and someone happens to call for him. Well, he was also a new customer and actually, that was good to her.

"Bee! In the name of Hell are ya doing in Megaton?" Colin slammed the backdoor open looking at the LAST person he wanted to see right now. The one and only Bee Rose. An old friend that he thought he got rid of years ago.

"Hmm… Do you want that answer right now or…" The pink-haired man asked pushing himself away from Nova before walking to Colin.

"No. Not really. But I also know that since you're here, you're not going to leave anytime soon." Colin sighed and regretted looking at his friend who smirked evily at him. "Come upstairs…"

They walked up the rickety stairs and to Colin's bedroom, going inside and shutting the door. "Sooooo Colin, do you want to know why I came back to Megaton?" Bee questioned wrapping one arm around the others waist. Colin pushed out of Bees arm.

"If it's for what I think, then no not really Bee." Colin sat on his bed. A move he regretted. For Bee took the chance to push him down flat against the bed and pinned him down. "Shit."

"You're in a bad mood today Coiln…" Bee cooed. "I have to fix that in order for what I want to go right." He licked Colins lips only to have Colin jerk away from him. "Oh… why must you always be so difficult?" He trailed kisses to Colins lips, stopping to stare into Colins eyes.

"Because you're a damm rapist to me." Colin said trying to push the other off of him.

"Aww. How mean…" Bee whined as Colin used his foot to push him off. "But…" Bee pulled him up and turned him around and pushed him over the bed. Hands behind his back. "That's not why I'm here… baby…" Bee whispered in Colins ear. "Unless that's what you want." He nipped at Colins ear.

"FUCK NO!" Colin yelled at Bee. He tried once again to push Bee off but only managed to push his ass against Bee crotch.

"Are you suuuuuure baby." Bee whispered in Colins ear, pushing harder on Colins ass.

"GET THE HELL OFF!" Colin yelled. His face was bright red and he knew he give out if Bee kept pushing him.

A chuckle made Colin shiver. Bee found that damm spot right under his left ear. He sucked tenderly, making Colin jerk under him. Bee held bother Colins hands with one hand while the other traced Colins pants. He found the front and undid his pants. Colin gasped as Bee teased him by playing with Colins balls.

"Baby..." Bee whispered.

"Yes?" Colin hated his voice, and himself for ending up in this postion.

"Do you want me in you?" Bee asked slidding his thumb up Colins shaft. Teasing with the tip. Colin bit his bottom lip. He felt his resolve falling. "Hmm... Baby?" He sucked at that spot again, earning a moan this time. He rocked his hips forward, earning another moan. "Well?"

"Yes..." Colin whispered. He knew he coldn't win. He never did. Never would. Not against Bee.

Bee let Colins hands go, flipping him over so he was sitting on the bed. He dropped to his knees, freeing Colins cock before taking him in whole.

This time, Colin didn't try to hold back his moans as Bee bobbed his head. He swrilled his tounge and sucked hard. Colin entwined his hands in Bees pink hair, enjoying the fell of a hot mouth on his manhood.

Bee scraped his teeth along the back, sending Colin over the edge.

"You still taste the best." Bee purred. He pulled Colin into a kiss, entangling their tounges. "Now strip and get in bed, baby." Colin undressed, shivering as Bee watched him.

Bee enjoyed the sight of Colins tanned abs. The almost faded tatto just above his navel made Bee smirk. Colins pants followed his shirt and boots. He sat back in the bed, waiting for Bee to join him.

Bee stripped himself, his smirk growing as Colin couldn't help but stare. "See something you like baby?" Bee mused getting ontop of Colin. "And don't lie. Your body tells me you do."

"Of course I like your body." Colin said as Bee began to kiss his chest.

"And my cock?"

Colin shivered felling Bee hard cock against his ass. "Love it." Colin whispered. He had to dig his nails into Bee as he thrusted in. He never lubed or bother to prepair anyone. He found it 'taking from the fun'.

"Hmm... Enjoy...Baby..." Bee moaned. Colin screamed as Bee hit that spot inside of him that sent pleasure waves throughout his whole body. "Oh, that's what I want to hear." Bee chuckled before kissing Colin again.

Bee thrusted time and time again, hitting that spot over and over. Earning many moans and screams from the irishman underhim. Bee grabbed Colins cock, thrusting in time with his hips. And soon Colin came followed by Bee soon after.

"Is this what you came here for?" Colin asked breathless under Bee.

"No but," Bee breathed. "I couldn;t help it."

"So what did you come here for then?"

To forget things." Bee laughed. "I need a picture of the family… The one with me and… Rose…"

I can get it for ya." Colin said noticing that Bee had let go off his hands. He pushed himself up as Bee slid next to Colin on the bed. Rather sadly. Biting his lip, curiosity got the better of Colin. "What's wrong Bee?"

"Everything..."