The Kaiba Song

by Under Finger And Thumb

It's a parody of the Llama song. Title says all.

Disclaimer: I own nothing. Nothing! I wrote this parody of the Llama song. I dont know who wrote the llama song, but it wasnt me. So, yeh.

A/N: I made this, for a friend. Humor is not my expertise. Please be gentle with the flame throwers and the poking of the sticks.

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Here's a Kaiba ,
There's a Kaiba,
And another little Kaiba.
Fuzzy Kaiba,
Funny Kaiba,
Kaiba, Kaiba,
Dog!

Kaiba, Kaiba,
Psychos,
Kaiba,
Albinos, Shrimps, Delusions,
Kaiba.
Kaiba, Kaiba,
Brother,
Kaiba.
Kaiba, Kaiba,
Dog!

I was once a Roba,
I lived in a Bug!
But I never saw the way,
The Jinzo slayed the rug!
I was only three years dead,
But it told a tale,
And now listen, little gnome,
To the psycho male!

Did you ever see a Kaiba?
Kiss a Kaiba?
On a Kaiba?
Kaiba's Kaiba..
Tastes of Kaiba..
Kaiba, Kaiba,
Dog!

Half a Kaiba,
Twicea Kaiba,
Not a Kaiba.
Farmer Kaiba,
Kaiba in a car
A llama Kaiba,
Kaiba,
Dog!

Is this how itgoes now?
Is it only mold?
Is it made of pharaoh juice?
Priestess,
Monkey,
Zorc!
Now my frog is breaking wind,
I've run out of grog,
Time for me to retire now,
And become a dog!