A/N: I actually LOVE Hatsune Miku, I was just bored. DISCLAIMER: I do not own Invader Zim and Hatsune Miku. Please R&R and enjoy!
Zim, being well…Zim had no idea what Earth music was like. He never showed signs that he did not know, but then again…the humans ARE stupid. There is one person who did know Zim has never heard Earth music before, Dib.
"Hey Zim, want to hear this new song I just downloaded?" Dib asked.
"No, I shall NEVER listen to your FILTHY Earth music. And your head is big."
"My head is not big! Anyway, it's not filthy, it's wonderful, hear listen."
Dib took off his headphones so the song could play through the tiny speakers his iPod had. Dib turned up the volume really loud so not only Zim could hear it, everyone could hear it too.
As soon as Dib removed his headphones a really high squeaky voice was playing. All Zim could hear was SE GA SHI DE CE CHI NA VOI NE NE SA MA SO U HO TU GA E NO NO VO E E…YO NE.
"AHH TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF! THIS HORRIBLE MUSIC…IT MAKES MY EARS BLEED! OH MY GOD CUT IT OFF PLEASE I'M GOING DEAF!"
"Oh so your apparently not a fan of Hatsune Miku? Oh well. Dib said.
"Hey, what was that song called anyway?" Zim asked.
"Oh the song? The World is Mine."
"WHAT?! THE WORLD IS CERTAINTLY MINE! NOT HERS! I WILL ONE DAY RULE IT HATSUNE MIKU. MAWHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Yeah, whatever. I have to get going now." Dib said as he began to walk home.
After Dib was out of sight, Zim took his iPod from his PAK and downloaded as many Hatsune Miku songs as he could find.
"Ughh, she is pretty cool. Dib should never know that. Hatsune Miku is the queen of all music, she is awesome!" Zim stated as he began to walk home.
Later…
"Higha master!" Gir said rolling on the floor.
"Gir, I have something I would like you to hear." Zim handed his headphones to Gir.
"OH MY GOD MASTER! BEST THING EVER! AND SHES PRETTY!" Gir said dancing to her music.