Brody the hedgehog was born in a gay place called New Jersey. He had gay Christian parents who would make him try to do gay things like respect authority and go to bed before 2 a.m. One day the alpha hedghogs from Sonic island told Brody's parents that he was born with the most alpha genetics and desrved better in life than their beta faggotry. He could go to Sonic Highschool on Sonic Island bcuz of his alpha genetics. If nurtured he could be the most alpha bro in the world: Brody The Hedgehog. His parents were insistent on him staying in their gay care, but the alpha hedgehogs could not stand their beta faggotry, so they told them to fuck off and stop being cunts. Brody was emancipated by the laws of Sonic island because he was a more alpha bro than his parents who were lame-ass beta cringleords. Brody and the head alpha hedgehogs rode back to sonic island in blacked-out corvette while smoking weed and doing molly. Brody would be living inside Sonic High School which was a high school so it did not have dorms, and he would be living in the basement. This could be lame, but Brody thought he would be alpha enough to pull it off. Brody woke up in his basement room to the sound of his alarm going off. He stepped out of bed, and stubbed his toe against his weights, and also smashed his fist into his alarm clock shattering and getting glass stuck in his hands. He did not flinch becuz that is for betas and he was an alpha bro. He licked the blood and glass off his hands which he thought would go well with his breakfast which was a dank marihuana brownie, a pot of black coffee, and a half pack of newports. He then took his 18 vitamin supplements and worked the most Alpha muscle in his body by doing cock pushups, so he would be ready to go to Sonic high school. He put on his beats by dre studio headphones and plugged them into his white iPhone6S+, and selected his favorite dubstep and metal playlist. He got on his hoverboard and road off to school. When he got there he saw some people staring at him. He thought some looked kind of cool but they were mostly gay. One student came up to him like a major tool. "Hi, he said", "My name is Sonic the hedgehog and I like being blue and going fast, would you like to hear about how much I like to go fast, my good sir? I have autism in case you couldn't tell. Would you like to come with me to the Gay Students Organization club meeting today after schoool?" Brody waS fed up by this point and through his hoverboard at this queefturd sonic, who theen cought on fire and died. This made Brody super horny, so he strangled his penis slightly witht the cord froom his beats by dre studio headphones. He ejaculated over Sonics corpse to the thought of how he was now in hell being molested by busfulls of burning Jews. Then thhe security guards from the school came up to him and pounded fists with him like "aw nice job m8, i feel u man" but they had to take him to detention as part of their job, which was gay.
To be continued….