Disclaimer- I do not own Perfect Dark or any of it's characters, they are all Rareware's property. I wish they were mine….
Note: I'll add some talking in parts of the game where you usually just play, like at Crash site, so please don't get angry at me! HELL! The Perfect Dark section needs more stories anyway! Oh, and my character is the Director. Hehe, HE'S MINE!! This was done before the game was released…not the fanfiction story, but that's when it takes place. K?
P.S. This might contain itsy-bitsy pieces of spoilers! So read on if you dare…..
PERFECT DARK BLOOPERZ
(Cutscene after Air Force One)
Joanna: Just shoot it!
Elvis: Elvis: Uh-oh, Out of options Jo!
(Elvis presses the button and the ship shoots and blows up AFO)
Director: Cut! After out of options, the ship's not supposed to work dammit!
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(Scene at Crash site)
Elvis: Joanna! Take this! It might come in useful!(gives her a proximity mine)
(Later on, Joanna sees the President)
Joanna: I'll just use the proximity mine Elvis gave me to kill the clone.
(Joanna throws the proximity mine at the president blows up)
Director: CUT!JOANNA! THAT WAS THE PRESIDENT! NOT HIS CLONE! YOU GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE NOW!
Joanna: Oh shit…I hope I keep my job for this…
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(Cutscene "Elvis Wakes Up")
Elvis:AH!AHHH!AAAAAAAAAAAHH AAAAAHHHHH…AH…
(Elvis falls off the table thingy)
Jonathan, on crack: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!! YOU FELL YESS YOU DID!HAHA!
Director:CUT! JONATHAN! I TOLD YOU TO STOP SMOKING ALL THAT CRACK! YOU'RE MAKING ME ANGRY! YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE ME ANGRY! I NEED THESE CUTSCENES DONE FAST SO WE CAN RELEASE THE DAMN GAME!
Joanna: Now you're in trouble!
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Ok that's it for now. Ya like? Please don't flame or sue me for this! Review if it's good k? Chapter 2 will be up very soon with other different bloopers.
- Bomberdude
Note: I'll add some talking in parts of the game where you usually just play, like at Crash site, so please don't get angry at me! HELL! The Perfect Dark section needs more stories anyway! Oh, and my character is the Director. Hehe, HE'S MINE!! This was done before the game was released…not the fanfiction story, but that's when it takes place. K?
P.S. This might contain itsy-bitsy pieces of spoilers! So read on if you dare…..
PERFECT DARK BLOOPERZ
(Cutscene after Air Force One)
Joanna: Just shoot it!
Elvis: Elvis: Uh-oh, Out of options Jo!
(Elvis presses the button and the ship shoots and blows up AFO)
Director: Cut! After out of options, the ship's not supposed to work dammit!
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(Scene at Crash site)
Elvis: Joanna! Take this! It might come in useful!(gives her a proximity mine)
(Later on, Joanna sees the President)
Joanna: I'll just use the proximity mine Elvis gave me to kill the clone.
(Joanna throws the proximity mine at the president blows up)
Director: CUT!JOANNA! THAT WAS THE PRESIDENT! NOT HIS CLONE! YOU GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE NOW!
Joanna: Oh shit…I hope I keep my job for this…
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(Cutscene "Elvis Wakes Up")
Elvis:AH!AHHH!AAAAAAAAAAAHH AAAAAHHHHH…AH…
(Elvis falls off the table thingy)
Jonathan, on crack: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!! YOU FELL YESS YOU DID!HAHA!
Director:CUT! JONATHAN! I TOLD YOU TO STOP SMOKING ALL THAT CRACK! YOU'RE MAKING ME ANGRY! YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE ME ANGRY! I NEED THESE CUTSCENES DONE FAST SO WE CAN RELEASE THE DAMN GAME!
Joanna: Now you're in trouble!
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Ok that's it for now. Ya like? Please don't flame or sue me for this! Review if it's good k? Chapter 2 will be up very soon with other different bloopers.
- Bomberdude