All my friends are dead

by Lasgalendil

My name is Legolas. All my friends are dead. (The abrupt, depressing tale of one Elf's quest to find his friends or non-immortality…and not necessarily in that order.)

1. All my friends are dead

My name is Legolas. All my friends are dead.

Boromir is dead.

Frodo is dead.

Sam is dead.

Merry is dead.

Pippin is dead.

Aragorn is dead.

And Gim—

…and Gimli is dead, too!

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F*** Gandalf.