DOINGYOURMOM: I want to apologize to Coyote smith sorry this was so late, I had a lot of schoolwork and had to help this one girl with her English. This is long, but I hope you enjoy it, I want to say happy birthday to Mr. Coyote Smith. I hope you Enjoy some STENDY! I want to warn all cartman fans that in this he looks bad, but I am a cartman fan, this is for coyote smith. Enjoy everyone.

Things have gotten bad for Stan Marsh. Here is where our story starts. In the seventh grade Wendy Testaburger and her family moved out of South Park, and she was forced to break up with Stan. Her Dad had gotten a great new job and moved to Virginia. Stan was heartbroken, and could not get over her. Stan with the help of his sister got over Wendy two years later. Stan was now a freshman in high school, and he was making okay grades, and in that year Rebecca Costwelds moved back to South Park, and her Kyle fell in love again. She and Stan were good friends as well, however Cartman had become popular wanted to break that friendship apart. Not only that, but he wanted to break apart Stan and Kyle's friendship, because he wanted Kyle to join him and his group of Craig, Token, Clyde, Kevin and now Kenny, and Butters. Cartman was just an asshole, and was a pussy. However he broke from the group in in his sophomore year , and convinced Kenny that Stan wanted to beat up Karen, so he broke apart from the group. Butters joined because he was offended by what Stan wanted to do. Kyle was the only person that stood by Stan, however the Karen rumor made Rebbecca not care for Stan, and tried to convince Kyle to leave Stan as a friend, but he would not. Still Kyle was friends with all the people that hated Stan. Stan was trying to fend off Cartman, but Cartman would not budge. Cartman wanted to just ruin someone's life, he would do Kyle, but Kyle was going to Harvard he could bum money off him so he did not want to do that. Cartman finally in Stan's senior year convinced Kyle that Stan should no longer be his friend. He pretty much framed Stan by stealing Rebecca's underwear one night and putting them in Stan's car. With all the evidence against Stan, Kyle left Stan as a friend. Stan was hated by his best friends in the world. Stan had no friends, and he graduated that way. Everyone but his parents, sister, Clyde and Bebe hated him. Bebe hated Cartman so much, she did not believe Cartman, neither did Clyde. Clyde and Bebe were dating, and helped Stan out through the tough times. They were an extra pair of shoulders to cry on. In fact, Clyde left the group as soon as Cartman came into it. Clyde, Bebe, and Stan would hang out for a good portion of the summer after graduation. Bebe had even told Stan about Wendy and the boyfriends she had and how she was a top level student in Virginia. It made Stan feel pretty good about the fact she was doing good and did miss her. Eventually Stan left for college to a college in Delaware called Elizabeth State University in Elizabeth City, and Clyde and Bebe left for Stanford University so they were separated. Now it is present time, Stan was now in his second semester, unfortunately for Stan, Craig and Cartman were there to, just his fucking luck.

Stan was in his second semester at Elizabeth State University. Stan was walking down the hallways. He had been harassed by Craig and Cartman, since he started he worked at a store named Robertson's during the day and did his classes at night. It was now the end of the semester, and Stan was glad, today was his final day. Stan was waiting for his exam to begin. He then saw Cartman and Craig come up to him. He had been beat up, quite a few times by Cartman and Craig, they sometimes even stole his money, he fought back but two against one is tough odds. Stan said "leave me the fuck alone you donkey fuckers". Cartman said "donkey fuckers huh, well I thought you were the one to fuck donkeys hippie".

"HAHEHAHHA He probably does" Craig said as he flipped off Stan. Then Stan said "well at least I still don't play with dolls still".

Then Cartman said "you shut up, how dare you talk about my dolls like that, THEY ARE DELICATE CREATURES".

Cartman had replaced the dolls he had destroyed with bears.

Then Stan said "oh are your bears delicate creatures when you try to fuck them". Then Craig and Cartman punched the shit of Stan, Stan tried to fight back but he could not fight two people by himself.

After the beating was finished, Craig said "lets go, this loser is not worth the time".

Cartman said "this is little pussy tree hugger is a fucking loser HAHAHAH I ruined your life, you little bitch. Craig knew Stan was innocent but was glad Cartman framed him because Craig hated Stan.

Stan then said "how did you ruin my life". Cartman said "oh you will see". Then Cartman and Craig left, and Stan went to clean up. He washed off the blood and made his face look as good as it could.

Stan said "GOD DAMN IT, WHY WON'T HE STOP, WHYYY". Stan then went to take his test, he had gotten an A+ in his English 2, Algebra, History, and his Business course test and the courses themselves, he was looking to be a business major. He had passed them all with flying colors. Stan went up to the final Test which was Biology. Stan had to study his ass off in Algebra and Biology, he struggled but had a passing grade barley in Biology. Stan went up to Ms. Roberts his Biology teacher. Roberts said "so Mr. Marsh are you ready for your test". Then Stan said "yes I am mamn".

Then Ms. Roberts said very good, go grab you the test and a pencil. Stan dropped his backpack outside and when it in and took the test. However when Stan was taking his test Cartman snuck around to his backpack, and was opening his backpack. Cartman had stolen the keys to his English 2, Algebra, history, business and biology test.

Cartman said "HAHAHA The hippy will be flunked because they though he was cheating." Cartman then put the keys in Stan's backpack. Stan got done taking his test. Mr. Robertson said to Stan "well good job Mr. Marsh you passed Biology. Stan said "thank god I did to". Then Cartman who was waiting for Stan said "look Mr. Robertson Stan stole the keys to the test, he has them in his backpack".

Then Robertson said "Mr. Marsh is this true".

Stan said "no, this is guy has been trying to ruin me for years". Cartman said "that is not anywhere close to the truth". Then Stan said "well I have nothing to hide, here look into my backpack". Then Robertson looked in Stan's backpack and found the keys.

Robertson said "you have the keys to the TEST YOU LITTLE SHIT, THAT IS STEALING, I GIVE A ZERO FOR THE TEST A FLUNKING GRADE. Stan said "sir I swear Cartman is setting me up.

Then Cartman said "so long hippie, you are lying I did nothing to set you up." Like that Cartman was off, and Stan was being pulled into the Deans office. The Dean Mr. Johnson was in his office, when Robertson explained everything that happened, Mr. Johnson called in all of Stan's teachers.

Mr. Johnson said to Stan "Mr. Marsh I am going to tell you that all your teachers including Mr. Robertson have given a zero for your test and you have flunked your courses."

Stan said "THAT IS NOT FAIR I DID NOT DO A DAMN THING, ERIC CARTMAN FRAMED ME I SWEAR TO GOD HE DID, I WORKED HARD FOR THOSE GRADES.

Then Robertson said "SHUT UP YOU LITTLE PUNK, THERE IS NO PROFF AGAINST HIM ALL THE PROFF IS AGAINST YOU, YOU FLUNKED DEAL WITH IT".

Then the financial aid person Ms. Gonzalez came in and said to Stan "Mr. Marsh due to you cheating you are banned from receiving financial aid at this school ever again." "How the FUCK his that fair, I did not cheat" Stan said.

Then Gonzalez said "well sorry you did cheat as far as we know, well I must be going. She then left and Dean Johnson was ready to give his verdict.

"Well Mr. Marsh I am here to tell you, that you are expelled, and every class you have taken is been erased off your record" said Johnson.

Then Stan said "THAT IS NOT FAIR PLEASE LET ME PROVE TO YOU I DID NOT CHEAT".

Then Johnson said "sorry, you CHEATED NOW GET OUT OF MY OFFICE". Stan was thrown out of the school.

Stan said "DAMNTTTT MOTHERFUCKER I WORKED MY ASS OFF, NOW I CANNOT EVEN GET BACK IN".

Cartman and Craig came up to him and laughed. Cartman said "HAHAH Now your life is ruined you will be stuck at that store FOREVER now AHAHHA".

Stan said "FUCK YOU CARTMAN". Then Craig said "let's go Eric, HHAHAHAHAH What a loser". Craig and Cartman then left. Stan was upset, he had a horrible day. He had to go to work in a couple of hours so he had to change. Stan went to his apartment and changed into his work cloths. He then punched a wall and said "GOD FUCKING DAMN IT". Then Stan went to work and started working on stacking groceries on sale, he had a little name tag on him that said Stan Marsh. He had told his parents about what happened, they were upset at Cartman, but the bastard could not be stopped it seemed like. Stan was stocking the items on to the shelves. He was working until about ten o clock where the store was closed. It was now nine thirty and Stan was tired, he was putting some grapefruits in the wooden bin, and a girl came by to get some.

The girl said "hey there, how it is going, nice night". Stan said "well kind of a crappy day to be honest". The girl said "what is wrong".

"Well some jackass got me kicked out of college, because he put some keys to some test in my backpack" Stan said. The girl said "that sucks, sorry that happened".

Stan said "no problem". Then her boyfriend came over and said "hey honey let's get going". She said "that is good honey, we will get going, but did you hear about what happened to this guy" as she pointed at Stan. The guy said "no I did not, what happened to him, got fired or something". "Some asshole got this poor guy kicked out of college" The girl said. The guy said "that sucks sorry". "No problem, I really had to tell someone". Then the girl said with a curios "Stan Marsh is your name" . "Ah I see that you see my name tag" Stan said.

Then the girl said "Stan Marsh from South Park, Colorado".

Then Stan said "WHOA Are you psyche".

Then she said "NO, BUT I KNOW WHO YOU ARE OH MY GOODODODODDD!".

The guy said "OH MY GOODDD IT IS YOU".

Then Stan said "am I a famous celebrity all of a sudden hahahaha".

Then she said "no but you have to come met us tomorrow OH MY GODDDDDDDDD!".

Her Boyfriend said "my name is jack". "MY NAME IS RACHELL" Rachel said. Stan said "nice to met you Rachel and Jack".

Jack, Rachel and Stan talked for a few minutes. They gave out there phone information, and numbers. Rachel "said when you met up next everything will be explained". Stan said "okay haha that sounds good". They then said their goodbyes and left for home.

While Rachel and Jack were heading home, Jack said "call her, you have to".

Rachel said "for certain". Rachel then called a girl and the girl answered "hello". Rachel said "you will not believe this".

The girl said "what will I not believe". Rachel said "STAN MARSH lives here in Elizabeth City". The girl on the other line went "STAN IS HERE THAT IS AMAZING, You got his number."

Rachel said "oh yeah I got his number, but let me get Stan and you set up". "Sounds GREAT THANK YOU I LOVE YOU" Wendy said. Rachel said "there is something you should know he got kicked out of the college because some guy named Cartman framed Stan for cheating he told me".

"WHAT WHY IS THAT MOTHER FUCKER IS HERE, AND HE GOT STAN GET KICKED OUTUTTTTT MOTHERFUCKER" the girl said.

Then Rachel said "you know him".

The girl said "I know him unfortunately; I heard he stole his best friends girls underwear, but I look at the accuser and I KNOW HE GOT SET UP THERE TO".

Rachel said "well there is nothing we can do". The girl said "I hope you are wrong". They discussed the plans, and made them.