AN :Okay this is a collaboration with amyramona. She will be writing Rosalie and I Emmett. Please Read and Review... be it love or hate i like knowing :) So enjoy. There will be Lemons in later Chapters that will be worth it's M Rating.

RPOV

It's okay for a man to be a nurse and still be named sex lord of all pussy, yet a woman can't be into mechanics with out being named a man hating lesbian, where's the logic in that? Just because I know my way around an engine doesn't mean I'm not a real woman, I have breasts you know? So what if they're hidden under overalls or my brother's over sized hoodie - the ladies are still there my friend! I just don't feel the need to have them dancing on the table like some people *cough* Jessica Stanley *cough*

And I'm really not a lesbian, I like men... a lot, men just don't like me. One of my best friends Alice says I need to swap my monkey wrench for a lip-gloss and my overalls for a pair of stilettos. Not happening; I might not be as uncoordinated as some people I know *cough* Bella *cough* but myself and the old heels are just not meant to be the best of.

Alice tries to bring out my feminine side but there is no point. She spends forever and a day cleaning my pores just for me to get all oily again and when she does my nails I chip them. When I drew the line and told her not to even try and fix my hair she lost it, a high pitched scream of words like 'torture' and 'neglect'. Apparently pulling my hair on top of my head into a loose bun is the definition of cruelty; perhaps I should contact Merriam and Webster and let them know their definition has been incorrect all this time.

I don't dress to impress, like I said before; men don't like me. Any way more often than not my clothes get covered in all sorts of crap from the schools auto shop and clumsy customers that I have to clean up after at Ramones.

Alice and my brother Jasper have been together since her freshman year, I brought her home one day and it was like love at first site or some shit they have been inseparable ever since. The same thing happened with Bella and Edward, Edward came to pick Alice up from my house and who was there Bella again they have been at the hip ever since. Lunch was a quiet event most days with everybody attached at the lips.

Emmett came and sat with us some times, well when he's not fucking a girl in the locker rooms that is. So as of late my lunch hour had been spent working on Baby, Baby is my M3 BMW Convertible I love that car more then life itself, it kills me that I have to sell her. I have to pay for college some how and selling Her is the only way to make up the lousy payroll from Ramones Pizza Place. Yeah my boss, Donnie, has a weird obsession with them; I swear he thinks he was their fifth member.

Hey Donnie the 80's called they want you to know that you're doing it all wrong.

My parents said they'd pay for college but I couldn't ask them to so that I know money is tight for us right now. Unlike my brother I wasn't getting a full scholarship, the lucky fucker got a Lacrosse scholarship and was heading to Washington State in the fall.

Working at Ramones wasn't so bad, I often got left with doing deliveries because Donnie couldn't trust Bella to not ride his precious motorbike into a lamppost, and if I'm honest, I couldn't blame him. I was almost pleased for it, the rides were perfect to think.

I walked into Ramones looking at the trail of flour all over the floor. Bella was at work.

"How did you get flour every where this time Bella?" I saw my chestnut haired, pale faced friend exit the store room with flour smudged over her face, dusted over her hat and it covering the logo on her apron.

"This time it really wasn't my fault, Fucking Newton left a bag of open flour on the floor, I tripped I fell face first," Evidently. I smirked and left her to stumble through the kitchen.

"Oh you're on deliveries by the way," I checked my first orders to be sent out.

'Emmett McCarty, 92 Spartan Ave. 3 pizzas; one Dee Dee and two Johnny's.' was written in Bella's clumsy scrawl.

"Yo Rosie, coming in for a second?" Emmett met me at the gates to the McCarty house. He always waited there for his delivery; the guy's a pig that can't wait to eat.

"Can't; working," I smiled as he opened the box before I finished uploading.

"Five minutes wont hurt," yup he did it. He did the smile that got him anything he could ever want.

"Bitch, you know I can't resist that smile. Five minutes and them I have to head back and make sure Bella hasn't broken her neck." he laughed, knowing just how true it was.

EmPOV

Bella, Bella, Bella; a 3 legged donkey had more balance than that poor kid. It was always funny as fuck to watch though, Eddie gets all pissed when I laugh at her but come on, the girl is just so fucking funny when she falls, her face just goes all red you'd think she'd be used to it by now.

Rosie came and joined us up at the house you wouldn't think she was Jazz's little sister she seems a hell a lot older then him, and they look nothing a like - thank fuck for that is what I say. I'd tap that ass every which way from now 'til, well forever. She was tasty, sure she could lose Jazz's over sized hoodie, I bet she has banging tits. Fuck what did I care she was off limits, good tits or not, Jazz made it very clear on Rosalie's first day of high school that if any of us thought about tapping that he'd cut off our cocks, for some reason he was looking directly at me during this little off limits speech. I am a man of my word and never tired tapping that, though I have thought about it, a lot. I don't see the problem, if Eddiekins was all cool with Jazz fucking Alice why couldn't I fuck Rosalie. Talk about double standards.

"Look who I found standing on the street corner turning tricks for money to go college," I winked at Rose while I tried to avoid Jaspers scowl, he hated it when I made jokes about sex, his sister and money and I just ht a home round there. One nil team Emmett.

Money is a touchy subject for Jazz, it kills him knowing that his kid sister has to work to pay her way through college while he had a full scholarship to Washington State. Fuck it, we all know I'm not heading out to college come the fall, my grades are shit, I'm barely scraping by enough marks to stay on the Lacrosse team. Sure my dad could buy my way in to any school but why would I want him to, I'd just spend the next four yours in a frat doing what I'm doing now, just getting by until I join the family business. However life without my bitches is going to be boring. Edward and Jasper leave in the fall, leaving me with Elf, Miss Fast and Furious and Fork's very own stumbling natural disaster. Munching down on my fifth bit of pizza my cell buzzed.

'Same place and time? Katex'

Fuck yeah who the hell was I to pass up some good one on one time with sex kitten Kate Denali.

'See you there ;)'

One hour, perfect.

What is your Favorite Pizza? R&R :) x