Poison
Chapter 1: Of Aphrodesiacs
Kankuro was always a lonely puppeteer. His mechanical toys always found their way into his spare time, and he spent it diligently upgrading them and making them as strong as possible. He had neglected women for a long time, and most thought of him as asexual. Kankuro ignored the insults, ignored society in general. His art is all that mattered to him anymore, and despite his sister's pleas to find himself a suitable wife, he continued his study to create the most powerful puppets possible.
However, one night whilst in his workshop, Kankuro was testing out a formula for his new poison. It was supposed to lull the enemy to sleep, allowing an easy opening for an attack. He had to admit, it was his finest creation yet, and he sipped a little himself to test out the effects. After all, it was only a harmless sleeping potion.
Unfortunately for Kankuro, once he sipped the poison, he didn't feel as sleep as he would have liked his victims to feel. No, he felt a different emotion. He felt rather...horny.
At first, he dismissed this. He thought it was a useless potion, and tried to begin anew. But for Kankuro, things were getting more heated. His body was beginning to think with it's other head, and inside he was tormented with the choice of staying in his shop and tinkering with his puppets, or going outside and getting laid. It didn't help that his sister was popping into his head at this moment, as she was the only girl he really knew, and he desperately tried to shake the thoughts out of his head.
This was one fuckin strong aphrodesiac though. It wouldn't succumb to mere supression of thought.
Taking his tools, he created an artificial vagina and quenched his thirst for sex, and once he was finished he realized not only had he lost he virginity to a plastic vagina, but also he had created the most powerful weapon ever.
Fuck poison, fuck Sasori. If all went well, his enemies would fuck him.
He had to make it a point to fight Sakura at one point.
He fervently created more batches of the aphrodesiac, giving himself occasional sips and wearing out the artificial vagina rather quickly. However, he thought that perhaps the aphrodesiac only worked on him, and to set his mind at ease he filled a vial with the poison. And stepped out into the outside world.
It didn't help him that he was rather socially retarded, and couldn't quite fit in to a club. Instead, he spent a good hour searching for a brothel. He would have sufficed for any woman on the street via kidnapping, but he felt not only would he face a rather long jail sentence, a whore would probably have a natural immunity or some shit to drugs and thus would be a better choice for his test.
That, and they had large tits.
He entered the brothel, and greeted the rather well endowed women, and selected his choice, a nice blond girl. He took her into the private room and quickly applied the aphrodesiac. Despite her cursing that he just jabbed her with a fucking needle, she very quickly tore her clothes off right in front of him.
That night, Kankuro had real pussy and confirmed that his newest "poison" was a success.
Throughout the next month, he conducted multiple tests concerning the nature of the aphrodesiac. Apparently it was soluble in water and alcohol, and was odorless and tasteless, and only required small does to be effective.
Kankuro grinned when he saw the results, and turned his eyes to the other raw ingredients he had, pondering what other poisons he could create. The world felt a small chill on the back of their spines that night, and none could establish the reason why.