A/N: First things first – Don't count on me writing long descriptive chapters, I don't have that much patience. Second things second – Please if you readers have ideas to help me with my writing please do. Third things third – It would be really, really, REALLY nice if I had a beta...
EPOV Knock, knock
I groaned as I rolled out of bed. I looked to the side of my bed where Tanya lay with the covers around her. Why did I keep coming back to the same bitch, over and over again? When all I care about is her ability to please my cock. Truth is told any girl could do that for me; yet Tanya seems more convenient. Why you ask me? I have no fucking idea.
I sighed as I rolled out of bed, putting on my sweat pants which were lying on the floor by my piano. Tanya wanted me to fuck her on the piano, but I couldn't scar it like that. I wanted to be able to play it after; I didn't want to wanna burn it.
Knock, knock...
"Someone's impatient," I murmured under my breath as I walk into the hallway. It was noon...it was probably Alice; she doesn't leave me alone. I mean I love my sister and all, but she has the energy of a six-year old. For goodness sake; she bounces up and down while opening Christmas presents – she's restless.
"Alice, I thought I gave you..."I said as I opened the door, "...a key..."
I was now looking at a beautiful brunette and a tall sexy blonde that reminded me of Jasper – Jasper is Alice's boyfriend; and man do I feel sorry for him. Though sex should be funny; Alice getting excited for jumping his bones. Eww, I can't believe I just thought that about my sister. I have problems. Brunette didn't compare to blonde; that girl is super hot.
"May I help you ladies?" I smiled at the girls. They smiled back at me, brunette even blushed. Damn she's sexy.
"Yeah, you may; we are looking for an Edward Cullen?" Blonde said.
"I am him," I replied, opening the door fully.
"Hi, I'm Rosalie," Blonde said. Rosalie I mean... My eyes went down to the gorgeous brunette then, and she was still blushing.
"I'm Bella," Brunette said, her chocolate brown eyes meeting mine. Our eyes broke contact when Rosalie spoke again.
"So I've heard you have a room to rent...?" she asked.
I now owed Emmett fifty bucks. He said someone would show up; I bet him fifty bucks that he was wrong. Fucker will hold this over my head for some time.
Now hot girls living with me would be fucking sexy...though I only have one room...fuck they're lesbians. Hotness always gets Hotter.
"Yeah, buy it's only one...so which one would I have the pleasure to live with?"
"Both." Bella's voice was like music to my ears.
I knew it! Lesbians...why is the universe so mean to me...
"Don't get the wrong idea, we're not lesbians; just women looking for a place to stay. Ironically this was the cheapest place we could find...now we just need to know if we like it and if you'll let us rent it," Bella said bringing me back from my dirty thoughts. If I didn't know that when they left I could fuck for an hour, I would have a raging boner.
I smiled at them and nodded. Then I noticed Rosalie was looking down at me, her eyebrows raised and her hand over her mouth to stop her from laughing. She then looked back up again and down, then to Bella to whisper something in her ear. I looked down.
Edward Jr. Didn't seems to be behaving. Then two arms snaked around my torso and I knew I was in hell.
"If this is not a good time..." Rosalie started to say, trying to cover up her giggles.
"No, no it's fine," I said and turned around to Tanya who was glaring over my shoulder right at Rosalie and Bella. Bitch should know her place...
"Tanya, why don't you go back to the bedroom and I'll come back soon...then we can finish off where we left off yesterday..."I whispered to her as seductively as I could. She smiled and walked back to my room.
What I wouldn't do to have Bella walking there...
I turned around and looked at Rosalie and Bella who were now silently laughing.
"Sorry for that...err...why don't I show you around the apartment," I said as I walked closer to them. Then Rosalie burst out laughing followed by Bella. I stared at them confused.
"Edward, don't you wanna...err...fix your problem...?" Rosalie said trying to catch her breath from laughing. Fine wanna belike that...
"Wanna take care of it for me?" I asked giving her my crooked grin; girls fall to my feet for that. She just laughed harder.
"I have a boyfriend, he would kick your ass for what you just said," she answered. Thank god not lesbians. I looked at Bella who was laughing and blushing, her eyes closed.
"Bella?" I asked laughing.
"I would, but I don't think your girlfriend would like that," she replied. I chuckled.
"She's not my girlfriend, just a good fuck..." I said. When I saw Bella's eyes I knew I should have kept my mouth shut. They nodded, and eased down on the laughing. I swear I heard Bella whisper "Man-whore" to Rosalie, but I guess I was wrong...I think.
When I showed them around the apartment we once again were standing by the doorway. Just this time my boner had eased down...
"So, what do you ladies think?" I asked. I really hoped they liked this.
"Well, we like the space and we can defiantly fit everything in..now for you whore-ish ways...how does that go? New girl every night?" Rosalie asked.
Now I don't normally talk about my ways with girls to random people, but damn I wanted to live with these girls. If I couldn't get Rosalie maybe Bella would be nice to me somehow...
"Well that depends on the night...and normally you won't see them though." They nodded.
"So the rent is three-hundred a month right?" Bella asked. I nodded. Bella looked at Rosalie and raised her eyebrows, Rosalie sighed then turned back to me.
"When can we move in?" Rosalie asked. I smiled widely.
"As soon as possible, I can't wait to live with you girls..." I said.
Bella smiled along with Rosalie as she gave me a piece of paper. "Well here is our numbers, call both of us because I'm going to Em's house...so call after... your err...done with the whore..." she said as she and Bella walked out.
I didn't say anything to her about calling Tanya a whore...but whatever I'm gonna get Bella soon enough...
I went back to my room to finish up with Tanya. She was sitting up naked on my piano.
"Fuck sake Tanya I told you to stay away from my fucking piano!" I shouted. I didn't mind fucking her but this was crossing the line. Everyone knew what not to ever do.
1. Don't piss me off
2. Never touch my piano or guitar
3. Never dare to drive my Volvo
Tanya broke two rules now.
"Oh c'mon Eddie, you know you want me..." she said seductively. I pushed her off of me and threw her clothes at her.
I lay back down on my bed; alone.
I needed to tell Emmett about Rosalie and Bella...and also I need to let Alice know too. For all I know Rosalie was related to Jasper...
Who knows what these girls will bring...
A/N: I know I know this wasn't soo good and all but shoot me I wrote this at 3am. Please R&R because it does help me to write !!!