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Episode 1: Part 1
(Phineas v. Doofenshmirtz)

Phineas woke up to another glorious day. Followed immediately by him throwing one of his two pillows into the face of his stepbrother Ferb. He sat up immediately from his sleeping position the moment the pillow touched his face. Ferb then turned to look expectantly at his brother.

"Come on Ferb," Phineas said enthusiastically. "Perry's already slipped away, which means that we are behind." And indeed they were. Phineas pointed to the clock to see that it said 10:00am. "SEE WE ARE LIKE THREE HOURS LATE GETTING STARTED!"

With that, both brothers rushed to their respective closets, put on their signature outfits, and rushed to the bathroom, brushed their teeth, and raced downstairs to the kitchen to find a pre-made breakfast waiting for them with a note.

Phineas and Ferb,

You were really tired last night and this morning. So, I let you boys sleep in. Candace is with Stacy and Jeremy, your father and I are at an antique auction today, so we will pick up your sister on our way home. Until then, you can enjoy the house to yourselves. Stay out of trouble and if you get hungry, lunch is prepared in the fridge for you.

Mom.

"Well, that's convenient," Phineas said slightly when he was finished reading the note aloud. "Alright Ferb, so what do you want to do today?"

Ferb shrugged.

"Ferb!" Phineas whined while grinning from ear to ear. "Come on, you must have one idea in that mysterious brain of yours. I mean, we always do my ideas... We never do your ideas... Or someone else's. Isn't there anything you want to do today?"

"Hey guys," A raven haired girl said coming into the room. "What'cha doin' up so late?"

"We slept in," Phineas said smiling while leaning back in his chair.

"Cool," Isabella said. "So, what are you planning today?"

"Don't know yet," Phineas said. "I'm trying to get Ferb to think of something..."

"Oh yeah," Isabella said. "What we normally do is yours or someone else's."

"Yeah," Phineas said.

"Hello everyone," An Indian kid said entering the room. "Hope you did not mind me barging in... The door was open, so I thought it meant that anyone can enter."

"No, it's alright," Phineas said turning to the kid.

"Oh good," Baljeet said. "Oh, and Isabella, here's your fishing pole back." Baljeet said pulling a fishing pool out and handing it to her.

"Oh cool," Isabella said smiling. "I was wondering if you had broken it or something and you were too scared to face me..."

"Uh..." Baljeet said, completely lost for words. "He he, right... It is clearly not broken in any way... he he..."

"Hm?" Isabella raised in eyebrow. "I'll inspect it closer later."

"Right," Phineas said interrupting the conversation. "Let's head outside... shall we?" Phineas and Ferb had finished their breakfasts during the short and brief conversation.

Everyone filed outside as Phineas closed the door behind him. That was when the beam came out of nowhere.

Doofenshmirtz was finishing up his invention and was reviewing his script he had written for the confrontation when Perry arrived and was trapped in a ray beam.

"Ah, Perry... the Platypus..." Doofenshmirtz said while reading his script. "Yeah, I think that's what it says... How... serendipitous... And by serendipitous, I mean COMPLETELY dipitous!"

Perry rolled his eyes. Dipitous isn't even a word.

"So, bask in glory at the new invention I've created! BEHOLD! THE PERSONALITY SWITCHINATOR! WITH THIS! I WILL ZAP BOTH RODNEY AND MAJOR MONOBROW! THEIR PERSONALITIES WILL SWITCH! RODNEY WILL BECOME GOOD and be a disgrace... WHILE DOOFENSHMIRTZ WILL ORDER ALL HIS AGENTS TO JOIN L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.!"

Perry... Somehow escaped his trap, ran up to Doofenshmirtz and jumped up and punched him in the nose.

"Perry the Platypus... Curse you... Oh wait..., no, that comes later in the script... I'm sorry Perry the Platypus... I wrote a script out for our confrontation today. And now I can't even read the words on the page... Hold on..."

While Doofenshmirtz worked out his script. Perry ran over to the Personality Switchinator and looked at the machine. Doofenshmirtz had made it really easy to use. There were only two buttons. But it was designed to be able to fool Perry the Platypus.

The keyboard had two buttons on it. Both of them said Self-Destruct. But the instructions written on the side of the button said that one of them activates the machine while the other really did self destruct the machine.

"Okay... So. I got to here in the confrontation..." Doofenshmirtz said...

Perry rolled his eyes and took his chances and pressed the button. It was different than the instructions. It fired. Then swung around and seeing as that Doofenshmirtz is taller than Perry, it didn't aim for Perry. Instead, it shot straight at Doofenshmirtz.

"Perry the Platypus... Did you just thwart me?" Doofenshmirtz asked after Perry had hit the other button and exploded the inator. Perry nodded. Hm... Well. If you thwarted me... then that means it hadn't fired yet... Hmph..."

Perry shook his head no.

"What do you mean no?" Doofenshmirtz asked. "Oh, did you press the other button and it shot two shots? Yeah, that was supposed to be aimed before being fired. It was supposed to fire two shots at the price of pressing a button once. Energy SAVER!"

And with that, Doofenshmirtz collapsed unconscious.

"Phineas?" Isabella asked. "What was that?"

"I don't know..." Phineas admitted. "I remember a bright streak coming across the sky. And going straight into m-" Phineas collapsed onto the grass before completing his sentence.

"Phineas?" Isabella asked. "Phineas?"

Wow. Alright. So this is going to be an ongoing series. This first episode was suggested. Everyone else is welcome to suggest two people to have their personalities switched...

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