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Someone called us cliche. This is our response...-The main idea was Obosessives and Compulsives, but Obsessive took it and ran with it. Very far away. To dark and scary places...-
Warnings: canabolism...crazyness, crack, sakura-bashing/death, crappiness
Disclamor: Look, do you really think two people who wrote THIS would write something as awesome as naruto?
Authors: Obsessive AND Compulsive
It was a typical, dull summer day in Konoha, and our favorite emo-avenger was looking hot as he took his mid-afternoon walk. And by hot, we mean hot. As in, he's wearing a very dark outfit, and its somewhere between 94 and 104 degrees, so he was literally smokin'. This also made him quite temperamental.
All of the sudden, a shrill voice pierced the silence. "SSSAAAASSUUKKEE-KKUUNN!!!!". A blob of pink with large grin appeared on the horizon. "She" bounded up to Sasuke and mega-glomped him. This was too much for the raven-haired boy/man, and he promptly slit her throat.
It was only until after he had wallowed in her blood a bit, and it covered an area of about 5 feet or so, that he realized he had nothing to do with her body. And then, like a beacon, his stomach growled. He stared at her lifeless body for another minute, then began walking home, dragging her along on the ground.
Once he was in his apartment, he walked to the oven to warm it up. After six painstaking minutes, it was ready. Of course, she was too big to fit in the oven, so he had to cut her into pieces. Once she was safely in the oven, he began to work on his side dish. His cabinets were empty, except for a single can of green beans.
About an hour or so later, he sat down with his green beans and Sakura. Just as he raised the fork to his mouth, he heard a yelp from outside. Lowering his eating utensil slightly, he looked outside, only to drop the fork. The noise came from Choji, who was panting outside his kitchen window, in a tiny French maids uniform. Sasuke caught his eye, and they kept eye contact for a few more seconds before Choji did the "I'm watching you" motion with his right hand and began running again. Sasuke stared after him, then went back to eating dinner.
Yeah...you really don't have to review this...but please do! Even if it's just to say we need mental help...which, oddly enough, Obsessive already got...and still came up with this...
We're very sorry about this...our stuff is so much better than this...usually...but...someone called us cliche! And we had to fight it!
SIDE NOTE: One day in class, I -obsessive- had to come up with a statement, and I said "If you eat your best friend with a side of green beans while a plump boy in a maids outfit watches, you'll get indegestion"...lets just say no one has looked at me the same since...