Rogue12158
Sado Saves Teenage Girl From Marshmallow Monster
Summary
The title says all in my opinion.
Ultra-disclaimer
I would like to point out that I do not actually believe that any of the following things will come true. I made this for my friend Sarah, who has a 'To Do' list with Sado at the top. I don't own Bleach, Taco Bell, Lucky Charms, pick-up lines, or even Sarah.
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On a dark street, we see an inhumanly enormous man walking home from wherever it was that he was returning from.
"AHHH!! HELP!!" He heard a girl shout from a nearby creepy alleyway.
In a flush of superhero-istic glory, our hero—Sado—rushed into the alley, determined to save the supposed "damsel in distress."
But, when he walked into the alley, what he saw was far beyond what he expected, and he's fought hollows all the way to hell and back, literally.
What his eyes fell upon could only be described as some kind of marshmallow-esque monster. And it was holding the girl! She seemed not that younger that him, and surprisingly cute.
"HELP!!!! SAVE ME!!!" She shrieked once again.
Sade, usually very intelligent, was beyond dumbfounded as to what he should do. A marshmallow monster? Maybe this was one of Urahara's experiments gone bad again. Wouldn't be the first time.
"DON'T JUST STAND THERE!!" The girl shouted. "SAVE ME, DAMMIT!!"
Sado didn't know much at the moment, but he did know one thing, he had to save this girl. And then he would take her to Taco Bell. He was in the mood for a fajita.
He thought long and hard for a few moments.
Bait! That's it! He needed to offer the monster something that he would rather eat!
He dug through his pockets, looking for something, anything, to distract the marshmallow monster.
He found a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup in his back pocket.
Sado used his proportionally huge arm to bait the monster, then throw the piece of peanut butter and chocolaty goodness over as many rooftops as his muscles would allow. And that A LOT!
The glob of marshmallow goo immediately dropped the girl and went after the peanut butter cup, leaving a trail marshmallow slime in it's wake.
The girl started to fall to the ground in a rush, but Sado managed to catch her before she hit the ground.
The girl took a good look at the man who saved her life from such a sticky end, pun fully and completely intended. And from the grin that formed on her face, it's easy to infer that she liked what she saw.
Still in his arms, she introduced herself, "Hi, I'm Sarah."
"Sado," He replied.
"Well, hello, Sado. I'm in the mood for a taco. Want to go to Taco Bell?"
It was as if she was reading his mind.
So, Sado, being a man of few words—or just one word in this case—nodded his head and said, "Sure."
And so the two headed off into the darkness to the nearest Taco Bell.
Or story comes to a close with one more thing to add by Sado's new friend.
"Did you eat Lucky Charms this morning? 'Cause you're magically delicious!"
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