This is an all new story. I came up with this idea when John Henson, from Wipeout, said something about being clumsy. That made me think of Bella, which made me think of Emmett and Alice signing up for Wipeout, and here it is.
Enjoy!
Emmett's POV
I walked in through the door, just coming back from a resent hunt. I was the only one home. Bella and Edward bail from us at the cottage, Alice, Jasper, Esme and Carlisle are still out. Rose is also but she's mad at me for burning a shirt that I though was Alice's. So she stayed with the others and I was tired of her bitching so I left. I love her, but when she's mad she can go off like a volcano. Why does it even matter? Its a shirt for god's sake.
I wandered over to the couch and plopped down. Not the smartest idea Ive had. The frame groaned under my weight and I think I heard it crack a little. Don't want to be the next one to sit down and brake Esme's couch. We'll be hearing a flying fury because I think this is the 7 couch this month and only 16 days went by. I wonder if they make medal framed couches. At least the would last longer.
I clicked the television on and it was going to a commercial. We will return to Wipeout after these messages. The guy said. There was also one next to him that had glasses and was a bit shorter.
The commercials played threw and the two guys were on the screen again.Welcome back to Wipeout. We have 6 more contentions and are limiting them down to 4, for the Wipeout Zone. Our remaining 6 are going to go on the Dizzy Dummy. The Dizzy Dummy spins around in a circle...
I finished watching the show and it looked really fun. Not just fun, but amazing. I was half tempted on signing up myself. I would be able to complet every obstacle without failing, though I'm going to have to every so often so I look human. Oh that sucks. Why cant they have a vampire Wipeout? I wonder if Carlisle and Esme will allow, screw the authority. I'm going to do this and no one is going to stop me.
"Can I sign up too?" Alice asked bouncing through the door. Of course she would know. I turned around and she was alone. I would have thought at least Jasper would have come back.
"Where's the others?" I asked avoiding her question. What does she think I am her mother?
"They are still hunting. I left without them knowing, exactly. They were in the middle of the hunt and I ditched them when I saw what you were doing. It looks so fun. Can we sign up? Can we? Can we?" She begged, jumping on her feet.
"Alice, you can do whatever you want to. I'm not your mother. I, Emmett Cullen, am signing up. And you, Alice Cullen, can, too." I said pointing to her. My god. What if I was her mother! I think I would die. Oh... Poor Esme.
She rolled her eyes and stopped bouncing. She placed her hand on her hip. "There having a sibling episode that we can do. Would that be fun?" Spending the whole day with Alice? That could be embarrassing... I could feel the evil smile spread over my face and she did the same. And it could be so fun.
"Okay, Alice. You have a deal. You can call and get us signed up." I said sticking my hand out, though we weren't making any deals. She grabbed me hand and shook it once.
Alice walked away. "This is going to be so much fun." She muttered to herself, heading to the computer room. "Where are you going?" I asked. Arnt you suppose to call?
"I'm going to sign us up. You don't just call. You need to fill out applications and all that." She said walking around the corner. Applications? What are we doing singing up for a job?
"Oh." I said standing up. I don't know where I was going to go but I didn't feel like sitting. Then another game show called I Survived a Japenese Game Show came on so I sat back down. That one looked fun too but I rather Wipeout.
When it was done Alice skipped into the room. "I have us signed up." She smiled.
"Cool. This is going to be AWESOME." Were going to blow them humans away. They wont know what hit them.
"Whats going to be awesome?" Carlisle asked coming through the door.
"'Bout time you get back." I mumbled still looking at the tv that was now that free credit report commercial.
"Emmett. Be nice." Esme scowled and I rolled my eyes. "Whats going to be awesome?" She asked this time.
I didn't know what to say maybe Alice will come up with something. I turned on the 11 '0 clock news and ignored her question. I was waiting for Alice to say something but I didn't hear anything. I looked behind me and Alice wasn't there so I slowly turned around and looked at Esme and Carlisle. They both had there arms crossed and were glaring, waiting for an answer. I just stared at them and they sighed at the same time. I chuckled.
"What do you find so funny Emmett McCarty Cullen?" Esme asked.
"You both sighed at the same time." I chuckled again.
They sighed again. "You are so immature Emmett." Esme said and they both walked away. It works every time.
I turned back to the television. And the news held no interest. I wish I could sleep. No I wish Rose wasn't mad at me. What if I buy the shirt? It will be brand new. She'll have no reason to be mad at me, then. Knowing her it wouldn't work. I just settled down for a long, boring, night.
I can't wait for Wipeout.
So how was the first chapter? Please review and tell me if you liked the chapter. I was planning ing re-making this chapter but Emmett or Edward said she liked it, so I thought I would give it a try and see how it fared. Review.