-Experimentation-
~disclaimer: I do not own the Abhorsen Trilogy…it belongs to Garth Nix…
~random notes(?): This is crack, I tell you! CRACK!!! XD
~summary: Post-Abhorsen. Because Nick loves to experiment, or so he says. Sam's not sure if he's too happy about it, though. SLASH. Nicholas x Sameth.
"Care to explain what this is all about, Nick?" Sameth asked his friend with barely controlled annoyance. But really, no one can blame him for his foul mood. He was just fiddling away in his tower a few hours prior, and suddenly he found himself on a bed, his wrists tied securely with a rope above his head. And to top it all off, he did not have any recollection of coming to this place, at all.
"It's an experiment, Sam." The blonde smiled cheerfully—or rather, too cheerfully—as he answered the prince's inquiry. "And you, my friend, are my test subject."
The black haired young man shifted uncomfortably on the bed. The smile on Nick's face unnerved him for some reason. I hope he's not up to something weird…
Whatever hope Sameth might have had then suddenly vanished as he saw his best friend procure a long, cylindrical tube which was about a good ten inches long. He had seen it before; it was something that Nicholas had been working on for the past week or so, asking for the prince's assistance in imbuing it with Charter marks. And when he asked him about what it was, Nick had mysteriously said that it was a toy and gave no further details about it…
…a toy.
…
Dark, brown eyes widened as realization struck. Surely, it wasn't what he is thinking right now, is it?
He was soon snapped out of his reverie as he felt the bed dip slightly; Nick was now sitting beside him, tube still in hand. He tried backing away, but it was futile, since the other young man would just move closer to him. Nervously, he asked the blonde despite knowing the answer, "Uhm, N-Nick? Wh-what are you holding?"
"Oh, this?" Nicholas said as he casually flipped it on his hand. "I told you before, it's a toy."
"I don't believe you." The prince muttered as his knows knitted together in suspicion.
"Well, I should elaborate more, don't you think?" The Ancelstierran laughed lightly. "But really, I wasn't lying when I said that it was a toy—well, it is a sex toy to be more precise. It's a vibrator, Sam."
A moment of silence.
Then…
"Oh, gods, no! That thing is definitely NOT going anywhere near my ass!"
"Trust me, you'll enjoy this~"
"This is rape, I tell you! Rape!!"
"We're not in Ancelstierre, Sam. You should know better that lawsuits are practically non-existent here…" Nicholas said, as he inched closer to the vulnerable prince. He then grinned, "Just relax, Sam. You'll love this."
The said prince's eyes went as wide as saucers. The last thing that came into his mind as Nick descended on him was that perhaps they weren't able to banish Orannis completely, after all…
A/N: OMFG. I can't believe I wrote this ficlet. *dies* XD XD XD
I would'vecontinued on to the lemon part, but I felt it would lose its humor if I did that, will it? XD;
I guess I'll write the continuation if there are people out there who may be interested. But until then, this'll remain a one-shot.
And oh, reviews are greatly appreciated! :D