Slumber party

by dayaoiz

John and Dave decide to have a slumber party. Warning: Stridercest and lots of lemon as well as other pairings.

John was like, in a bedroom with some things and then Dave came over and was like :Omg you goy totally gay not a not humosexual stud u! u nneed to go 2 the prom with me"

But John was backing up because he was like "Dave you motherkinging duck pillowpenisdick, I no a homo!11!"

So ade lev and he feel sad. but he go to his bro an then stridercest hapens becaus it smexy an hawt!

Den Karkat come in an be leik "John u lie about being homo" so den he put his wee wee in jawn an they start sexed. Cept karkat no have wee wee becas he a trol, so insted he have bown of jello wit tentcles.

And then Lord english come in and he be like, "YOU MOTHERFUCKING FUCKING MOTHERFCKERS!11! I AM THE KAWAIIEST BITCH ON THE PLANET, SO SUGOI!"

And then everyone fricklefrackled him. Dey end!