This is my newest game show piece I hope you all enjoy.
Best Mole Ever
"Hello everyone welcome to this special edition of the Mole: McKinley High Females. Though all these contestants have graduated they all attended McKinley High School when they first competed on a reality TV show." Anderson Cooper says. "As you all know this is a show of sabotage. We have eight contestants competing for up to half a million dollars. Though one of them is secretly trying to sabotage each mission. This person is known as the mole. Each week everyone will have to answers questions about the missions and the mole. The contestant with the lowest score will be eliminated. Now let's welcome our eight contestants."
Two helicopters land. The first one out of the helicopters is literally kicked out.
"Hello everyone I'm Rachel Berry." Rachel says waving at the camera.
"Santana!" Quinn shouts before getting kicked out herself. "Rachel wait up."
"This is my girlfriend Quinn Fabray." Rachel says into the camera.
"Come on Kitty," Marley says grabbing the other girl's hand. "I'm Marley Rose and this is my girlfriend Kitty Wilde. We're really excited to be here."
"I just want to beat Santana." Kitty grumbles.
Mercedes jumps out next followed closely by Sugar who is shouting something at her.
"Mercedes Jones and I'm currently not dating anyone." Mercedes says once she catches up to Quinn and Rachel.
"Sugar Motta and I'm dating Artie." Sugar says before whispering to the camera man. "I'll give you five hundred to film me more."
"Come on San." Brittany says getting out with Spencer cradled in her arms.
They had managed to convince the producers to allow them to bring the year and a half year old with them. Okay more likely Brittany's pout convinced them.
"Hi I'm Brittany Lopez-Pierce and this cutie is Spencer Lopez-Pierce." Brittany says holding her daughter. "She's mine and Santana's daughter." she says as Santana stumbles off the helicopter with all their bags.
"Babe did we really need to bring all these stuff." Santana says when she catches up.
"San introduce yourself." Brittany sternly says.
"Santana Lopez-Pierce, remember the rule no perving on my wife." Santana growls.
The group makes their way over to Anderson Cooper.
"Hello everyone my name is Anderson Cooper and I'll be your host for this season." Anderson says smiling at the group of eight women. "Our first mission is actually starting right now. I need you to split into two groups, four strong players and four who like to hangout."
Brittany and thus Santana both volunteer to be the strong players.
"Quinn let's join the love birds." Mercedes says thinking that they'll at least be able to deal with the other two making out.
Quinn opens her mouth only to close it again. She really wants to be with Rachel, but doesn't want to say so or everyone will think that she's needy.
"Mercedes, I'll join you and the love birds." Kitty volunteers figuring that Quinn won't want to.
"I don't understand how they can still act like love sick teenagers after four years of marriage and having a year and a half year old daughter." Marley says as they split off into their groups.
"Trust me they've toned it down a lot since having cue little Spencer." Quinn says smiling at the thought of her god daughter.
"Okay now that you've split up I can tell you that this mission you will have the possibility of winning forty thousand dollars. The four who like to hangout will take turns on the zip line down there and have to grab a bucket, fill it at the waterfall and empty it into the bigger bucket. When it's filled it will lift a money bag that's worth ten thousand dollars. The four strong players will be in four different positions. Two of you will be operating the crank over there that moves the player hanging back and forth. Another player will be over here operating the joystick that moves the player up and down and the last player will be giving directions to the other three as they won't be able to see the person hanging. The first hanger will have six minutes to complete the task and each player following will have to beat the previous time to add ten thousand dollars. The strong players will rotate for each turn." Anderson explains to them.
"Whoever is spotter gets to hold Spencer." Santana says eyeing Anderson.
She's not sure how she feels about this new host. He doesn't give her the creepy vibe so that's good or she'd have to curse him out.
"Santana focus!" Quinn shouts seeing the wheels in Santana's head turning.
"I am!" Santana shouts turning to face Brittany.
Brittany and Santana are operating the crane, Kitty is using the joystick, Quinn is hanging first and Mercedes is holding Spencer giving directions.
"I'm nowhere near the waterfall!" Quinn shouts.
"We're trying!" Kitty shouts back.
"Down to the left." Mercedes shouts over to the other three.
It takes them a minute to finally get Quinn to the bucket and back to the waterfall. After that things move smoothly and within three minutes the money bag is lifted.
"Woot!" Sugar shouts fist pumping.
"Quinn you finished that in a time of four minutes and thirty-seven seconds. Sugar you're going to have to beat that time." Anderson tells them as they switch positions.
"Okay Kitty please be careful with her." Brittany says cradling Spencer in her arms.
"Hey I may be a bitch, but I do like kids." Kitty says smiling down at Spencer.
Sugar manages to beat Quinn's time, but neither Marley or Rachel manage to beat Sugar's time.
"You have done well on your first mission earning twenty thousand dollars out of a possible forty thousand." Anderson tells them. "We're going to go to the house for lunch before your next mission."
Mercedes and Sugar walk behind the three couples both wondering why they agreed to come on this show with three couples.
"All we're going to see is them making out and hear sex noises. One of us have better win this show or it will be a waste." Mercedes complains rolling her eyes when Kitty kisses Marley's cheek.
"It's weird how three of the biggest bitches are so whipped for their girlfriends." Sugar says in a moment of clarity.
"So true," Mercedes says shocked that Sugar is actually making sense.
"Hurry up I'm starving!" Santana shouts back.
"San be nice." Brittany remains her.
Quinn starts laughing only to have Rachel pinch her to get her to stop. Kitty is smart and keeps her comments to herself.
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"Britt there are sheep over there." Santana whines curling into her wife. "You know I hate animals."
"It will be fine Sanny." Brittany whispers kissing the top of her head.
"Are you sure? Cause I don't want to touch any animals." Santana says as Brittany hands her Spencer to calm her down.
"If there is any animal touching I'll do it for you." Brittany softly says kissing her.
Quinn, Rachel, Kitty and Marley are all walking together Kitty and Quinn really wanting to beat Santana.
"We need to beat them no matter what." Quinn tells Kitty.
"Of course we do." Kitty agrees.
"Shouldn't we figure out who the mole is first." Marley softly says.
"I agree with Marley we need to figure out who the mole is above all else." Rachel says.
"There's one thing I know for sure and that's that neither Santana nor Brittany is the mole." Kitty says. "They wouldn't be able to keep it from each other."
"So true," Quinn says.
The group approaches Anderson next to a fenced off area with sheep in it. Santana burrows herself more into Brittany really not looking forward to this.
"Welcome to your second mission called Baa Baa Black Jack." Anderson says. "As you can see in front of me is a deck of cards. I'm going to draw two cards showing you one like black jack then in pairs you will corral two sheep. Each of the sheep has a cape with a card valve on it. Your goal is to get them in the pen in three minutes beating my hand. Each pair can win five thousand dollars for beating me. The group with the best hand will each compete again for not only five thousand, but the chance to earn the exemption which means you can't be eliminate and double the money earned by corralling a black sheep in three minutes. But if that person fails you all lost the money for this mission."
Mercedes sighs knowing that she will be partnered with Sugar by dealt since all the couples will want to be together.
"Britt," Santana whines.
"It's okay baby I'll do it." Brittany says before turning to Anderson. "Here you have to hold Spencer please be careful or Santana will kill you." she warns.
"Got it," Anderson gulps under the intense stare from Santana.
"It's ironic that you can make a grown ass man shaking, but you're scared of sheep." Quinn says shaking her head at Santana.
"Shut it,"
Anderson draws his first card showing the group a ten and puts the second face down on the top of the barrel. The four pairs are off after that trying to corral the sheep.
"Quinn get that one!" Rachel shouts scaring a bunch of sheep away from her.
"I refuse to get near these things." Sugar says trying to keep away from the sheep.
"Britt keep it away from me." Santana whines hiding behind Brittany who is trying to corral a sheep with a Jack on it.
Kitty and Marley are working together really well and are the first to get a sheep in their pen even if it's only an eight.
"We need a ten or face sheep or ace." Kitty says scanning all the sheep.
Rachel somehow manages to scare two sheep into her and Quinn's pen. Mercedes manhandles a sheep into her pen not wanting to lose. Much to everyone's surprise Brittany and Santana are doing bad. Santana's fear of sheep and holding onto Brittany is stopping Brittany from being able to corral any sheep.
"Everyone stop!" Anderson shouts once the three minute is up. "Okay Mercedes and Sugar let's see what your score is." he says.
The end up with a ten and a seven for seventeen. Quinn and Rachel have two eights. Kitty and Marley have an eight and an ace while Brittany and Santana don't have any sheep. Anderson flips his second care and it's a seven.
"Well only two pairs beat me earning you all ten thousand dollars." Anderson tells them.
"I can't believe you didn't get any sheep in your pen." Quinn says to Santana who has Spencer in her arms.
"I hate animals." Santana says taking a deep breath.
"You like Lord Tubbington well enough." Quinn says frustrated with Santana's antics.
"That's because I have no choice, but to like him." Santana whispers as Kitty and Marley get ready to go against each other.
Anderson ends up flipping an ace causing both women to try and get the ace sheep. By the end of the three minutes they both have two sheep in their pens. Kitty has an eight and an ace again while Marley has an seven and a ten. Anderson flips over his other card showing a four.
"You both earn five thousand dollars bringing the earning for this mission to twenty thousand. Kitty as the winner you have a chance at not only doubling the money earned, but an exemption. Just remember though if you lose you'll lose all the money earned." Anderson tells her.
"I want to do it." Kitty says wanting to miss this opportunity.
Kitty easily gets the black sheep in the pen earning the team an extra twenty thousand dollars.
"Your pot now stands at sixty thousand dollars out of a hundred thousand dollars." Anderson tells them.
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Later that night they're all seated around the dinner table with Anderson having dinner before they take the mole quiz and see who's going to be eliminated.
"So ladies we're done you'll all go into your rooms and take the mole quiz to see who knows the most about the mole. The one of you who gets the least amount of questions right will be eliminated. In case of a tie whoever finished fastest will not be eliminated." Anderson tells them.
"Damn Kitty you're so lucky." Quinn grumbles.
"Quinn you better not get eliminated." Rachel says leaning into her girlfriend. "Someone has to protect me from Santana."
"True that," Sugar says nodding.
"Shut up Sugar." Quinn says rolling her eyes.
"Hey be nice to Sugar." Mercedes says fed up with the couples already.
"Please we'll all say what we want to richy bitch." Kitty butts in.
"Oh shut it Kitty." Rachel says.
"Don't talk to my girlfriend like that." Marley softly says.
While they all bicker about absolutely nothing Brittany and Santana are in their own world.
"Come on baby girl eat the peas." Santana softly says trying to get Spencer to eat some mashed peas.
"What if I fail this quiz?" Brittany softly says.
"Just do your best baby and everything will be okay." Santana softly says reaching over to squeeze her hand.
"Okay everyone go to your rooms to take the quiz and meet back in the living room in twenty." Anderson tells them.
None of the women talk to each other as they all head into their rooms to take the quiz. Kitty is the only one not worried since no matter what she won't be eliminated. Twenty minutes later their all seated in the living room looking at a TV screen with the mole logo on it. It will tell them wither they've made it or not.
"Sanny," Brittany whispers leaning into her wife.
"Don't worry your genius mind you did amazing." Santana says kissing her forehead.
"How do you know?" Brittany asks.
"Because I know you." Santana softly says just as Anderson comes in.
"I'm going to type in your names one by one. If the screen turns green you're safe if it goes red you've been executed. You'll have to grab your bag and leave no time for goodbyes." Anderson tells them. "Kitty since you have an exemption we don't need to put your name in. First up is Quinn."
He types Quinn's name in and they all stare at the screen.
"Yes!" Rachel fist pumps when the screen turns green.
"Next up is Brittany." Anderson says.
Brittany grips Santana's hand tightly and kisses the top of Spencer's head. They have to bleep Santana out when the green screen appears. Rachel and Mercedes also make it in.
"Our next name is Sugar." Anderson says.
It takes a few seconds but the screen goes red.
"Sorry Sugar you've been executed." Anderson says as Sugar picks up her bag and leaves.