Ok here is the weirdest story ever about a very hyper, evil girl that I know.
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One day Kicker and Iron hide were diving though the forest when they saw a girl
"Hey Kicker do you know her"
"No I don't, but lets take her back to Ocean City incase she's hurt"
Once back everyone was wondering who she was. Then all of a sudden she woke up, but her I eyes were still closed.
"Ohy…my head"
"Excuse me"
She opened her eyes to see three Autobots and two humans.
"yes"
"Who are you"
"Who are you AND WHO ARE THEY"
"I'm Kicker and this is my sister, Sally, and that's Optimus, Hotshot, and Iron Hide"
"COOLNESS, hi I'm Hannah"
"nice to meet you"
"you know I was walking in the forest and all of a sudden I got WACKED in the back of my head I looked up and I saw this thing that looked like ya'll, but he had the face of a terd monkey"
Then all of a sudden Decepticons started attacking the base.
Hannah looked out the window to see the Autobots back against a wall.
"that does not look good…a girls got to do what a girls got to do"
She grabbed a two Kitchen towels and went to a balcony that was right next to Megatrons head.
"HEY BUTT MUNCHER"
He turned around to see a human fly in his face and started whacking him with kitchen towels. In a few seconds he was on the ground.
She then proceeded to whack the other decepticons. After a while they lift vowing to return once again.
The autobots looked down at Hannah to see her almost out of breath and watching her yell.
"YEAH THAT'S RIGHT YOU BETTER RUN"
Everyone including the Autobots were very shocked.
"what…can't blame a girl for having fun"
"yeah but what were you thinking did you even know they were decepticons"
"yeah, but here's a little hint never let a guy do a girls work"
And with that she left demanding money for the safe return of those kitchen towels.
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