Hello readers. I will put everything on Hatius to start a new story known as South Park: Rise of the New Kid. It will be all about the New Kid. There will be humor, adventure, profanities, and even romance. Let the adventure begin...

Prolouge

Deep in the lands of Zaron, the humans of Kupa Keep struggle to stay alive as they are attacked by the wicked Drow Elves of Larnion. Darkness falls as the humans beg their King to save them. A noble King, known only as the Grand Wizard.

For a thousand years the battle has been waged, with only the bravery of the Grand Wizard to protect his human followers. But even though the Wizard King is so undeniably cool, the Drow Elf armies continue their attacks. They seek the humans' most treasured relic - the Stick of Truth.

But the tides of war are soon to change, as news of a new kid spreads throughout the land. In order to save the humans, the Grand Wizard must get to the new kid - before the drow elves can manipulate his mind and USE him to take the sacred relic from human hands.

For whomever controls the Stick... controls the universe...