One fine day on the Massive. "AAhhhhgggg!" Ok not so good. It was Purple that screamed through out the Massive.
"Why can't we just blow up Earth with Zim on it? It will care of everything." Said Purple exhaustively. "We can't Purple." Red said to his partner. "But why?" He wined.
"We just can't blow Earth up." Red said getting a little angry. Purple just looked at him shocked. 'Red has never not wanted to blow up a planet.' Purple thought to himself.
"Red. Why are you keeping this planet from being blown up?" He asked a little worried. "You don't actually care for Zim do you?" Red looked at him wide eyed.
"No Purple. I hate Zim. It's just...;" "Just what Red?" he looked at him sitting down wait for Red to tell him. "Well you see Purple I've been on before." Purple just looked at him in shock.
"It was before I became The Tallest." Red sighed and continued. "I cashed landed on Earth I forgot what the planet was call ed till Zim described what the planet looked like."
"Anyways after I chased I was knocked out. When I woke up I was in a bed room with this weird looking alien wrapping my injures." Purple just looked at him shock, but nodded for him to continue.
"She said her name was Kat and not to worry she wouldn't tell anyone that I was here." "She was really kind hearted for a human. The only other human who knew about me was her father and he help my recover quickly." Red sighed. "I owed that girl my life."
"So you promised her you wouldn't blow up her planet?" Purple asked. "No I save her life twice when I was there so she owed me, but we became friends." Red sighed.
"She was smarter then the rest of her race, but when I was better and my ship was fixed I had to leave she gave me a way to stay in contact and that if I try to blow up her planet and she survived she would hunt me down and destroy me."
Purple looked at him. "And you believed her?" Red looked at him and nodded. "Yeah I've seen how she fights I'm not getting on her bad side."
Then red thought of something. "Hey why don't we make an alliance with Earth by making Zim marry a human?" "That way he has to stay on Earth and we don't have to destroy it."
Purple looked at him and smiled. "That's a great idea Red, but who should he marry?"
"Kat of course. She still owes me." Red said smiling contacting Zim to tell him. "But I thought she was your friend." Red looked at him and smiled at him.
"She is, but I know she'll love Zim. The way he acts, thinks, and just plan how he is, it's what she looks for in a person who she hangs with."
Mean while in an underground base Zim was sitting thinking up his next plan to make sure Earth doesn't get blown up.
Now you're probably wondering why Zim doesn't want to destroy Earth. Well that is because Zim knows about the whole fake mission, and he's pissed about it.
That was when The Tallest called him. He grunted and answered. "Ah Zim good. I want you to help us make an alliance with Earth." Zim just looked at them like they were crazy then asked. "What my Tallest?"
"You heard me Zim you'll do it by marriage." Red said smiling. "Yeah and that way we can get snacks from Earth as well." Purple added.
Zim was smiling on the inside thinking. 'Oh thank the all almighty control brain Erath wont be destroyed, but I have to get married. Oh well it's better then fighting them off.'
Zim then asked wondering. "My tallest if I may ask do you wish me to find someone to marry?"
Red looked at him and said. "No. I have someone in mind. She's an old friend of mine. I'll send you the basic info on her."
"Of course my Tallest when should she be here." Zim asked as he got the info.
"She should be there by the end of the week." Red said as he cut the transmission. "Now to contact Kat and see if she remembers me." He said as he left to their room.