Toothpaste Commercial

Guy #1: Yeugh! Toothpaste tastes like soap!

Guy #2: What toothpaste are you eating?

Guy #1:Not this, not anymore. This toothpaste is in the toothpast. That's it, I'm switching to Crust!

Announcer: Crust!

Lady: I put that **** on everything!

Guy #2: Wait, what?