This is just a short story about what happens during breakfast at the Akatsuki Hideout.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Applejacks or milk or Denny's.
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Tobi woke up and put on his orange mask. "YAY! BREAKFAST TIME! THE MOST
IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY!" He yelled so loud that it woke the other
members. "TOBI I AM GOING TO KILL YOU I NEED MY BEAUTY SLEEP!"
Itachi yelled. "You are going to need a lot more just to get to normal Itachi." said
Deidara. "Do you want me to kill you to?" "No." "Then I advise you to shut up."
"Why
is everyone yelling for?" Tobi asked suspiciously. "WE ARE
YELLING
BECAUSE WE ARE TIRED AND WE ARE TIRED BECAUSE YOU YELLED
BREAKFAST IS THE MOST IMOERTANT MEAL OF THE DAY AND WOKE US
UP!" Itachi yelled. Tobi started to cry. "I AM SO SORRY THAT I CARED!" and ran off to his room. "Nice going Itachi." Deidara said. "All he did was be a good boy and care. You are so mean." Itachi sighed. "Fine, I'll go talk to the little dork." Itachi went to Tobi's room. "Tobi, can I come in?" "Fine but you have to say one word for me." "What?" "You have to be polite and say please." "Please?" "OKAY!" Itachi went to open the door but Tobi beat him to it. "LET'S GO HAVE BREAKFAST!" Itachi sighed. Stupid, little dork. "I'M BAAAAAACK!" Tobi yelled. "AND I AM GOING TO MAKE BREAKFAST TODAY!" "you mean like you do EVERY day?" "Yep only it is going to be special instead of just Applejacks and milk!" "Hooray?" Kissame said. Tobi ran into the kitchen. The other members stayed in dinning room (if that is what you would call it) they could hear him singing: "I AM MAKING BREAKFAST, MAKING BREAKFAST! FOR THE AKATSUKI. YEAH I AM MAKING BREAKFAST FOR US!" over and over again. "TOBI STOP SINGING THAT SONG!" Deidara yelled. "OKAY DEIDARA-SENPAI!" Tobi said then he started to sing another song. " WE ARE FIGHTING DREAMERS TAKAMI WO MEZASHITE! FIGHTING DREAMERS NARIFURI KAMAWAZU! FIGHTING DREAMERS SHINJIRU GA MAMA NI! OLI OLI OLI OH! JUST GO MY WAY!" "TOBI JUST STOP SINGING! We get enough of that when Kissame is in the bathtub. FOR 3 HOURS!" Deidara yelled "I am part shark so I need water." "It's done!" Tobi yelled from the kitchen. He came out with what looked like purple pancakes. "Purple Pancakes?" Deidara asked. "no silly Blueberry Pancakes! With eggs, butter, milk, cheese." "Did you say cheese?" "YEP!" "I think I am going to be sick." Itachi said (he had already started eating the 'pancakes') "So what is for breakfast?" the leader just came out of bed with his bunny slippers still on. "Uh Leader-sama your bunny slippers…" Deidara pointed to his feet. "Ah crap." "AWW THEY ARE SO CUTE!!!" Tobi screamed. "so what is for breakfast?" Leader asked again. "Blueberry pancakes." "ALRIGHT! MY FAVORITE!" Leader made a stack of 5 pancakes (he must like them A LOT) "uh.. who made these?" "Tobi" "oh…okay." "I PUT CHEESE IN THEM!" "SHOU SID FHAT?" leader said with his mouth full of pancakes. "He put cheese in them." He spit out the pancakes into a napkin. "That is it I am going to Denny's." "Yeah I think I am coming." Itachi said "Yeah." Everyone else except Tobi, followed out to the Akatsuki mini van (which is black with red clouds) "YAY MORE PANCAKES FOR ME!" Tobi yelled and he started to eat his pancakes.
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The end I know random stupid but FUNNY! Please review or you will be attacked by the KILLER RABBIT (Monty Python Search for the Holy Grail).