A/n: Okay, this is complete rubbish. : - Fuzzy white ducky says that I
don't own anything in this fic except Ima Sillia and the idea. I agree.
A studio with rapturous applause from the audience.
Presenter Ima Sillia comes in.
Sillia: Hello and welcome all to the HP quiz show and I'm your hostess Ima Sillia.
Applause from the audience.
Sillia: Now here's Harry Potter is question reader.
Harry Potter walks onto the stage to applause from the audience.
Sillia: Today it's past defence against the dark arts teachers, but sadly two are busy, I've heard death is very time consuming so.... Meet Gilderoy Lockhart and Remus Lupin but professors to you.
Lupin and Lockhart entered and there was scattered applause for Lockhart and more applause for Lupin.
Sillia: I'm assuming you know the rules,
Lockhart: Well actually......
Sillia: that's good because I can't be bothered to explain them. Now stand at your pedestals. Harry start the questions.
Harry coming out of his daze starts.
Harry: What is your name?
Lockhart: Pardon?
Sillia: Sorry you got that wrong. Lupin: Professor Remus Lupin.
Sillia: Well done one point to Lupin. Harry next Question.
Harry: What is your quest?
Lockhart: A mirror.
Lupin: To win.
Sillia: Well done Lupin gets another point. And today's prize is the mirror of Erised and a door prize for the loser.
Lockhart: See I said a mirror.
Sillia: Nobody cares! Next question.
Harry: What is your favourite colour?
Lockhart: Blue wait violet.
Sillia: Sorry Lockhart first answer only so you got that wrong.
Lupin: Brown.
Sillia: We have no proof otherwise so that's another point for you.
Harry: Why did quit?
Lockhart: I can't remember.
Lupin: I'm a werewolf.
Sillia: Both got it right, so a point each. Finally.
A loud buzzer.
Sillia: The points stand thus Lockhart: - 1, Lupin: - 4. Lupin progresses to the next stage and Lockhart here's the losers' door prize.
A door swings onto the stage and Lockhart gets bashed on the head with it and is knocked senseless on the floor and taken away by security guards. Cheers and applause from the audience.
Sillia: Now Lupin here's your next opponent, the potions master Professor Severus Snape.
Boos from the audience as Snape entered.
Sillia: Harry the questions.
Harry: What is your name?
Lupin: Professor Remus Lupin.
Snape: Professor Severus Snape.
Sillia: A point each. Question.
Harry: What is your favourite colour?
Lupin: Brown.
Snape: Black.
Sillia: Correct. Harry the question.
Harry: I'm tied of being repressed by you I have rites too you know.
Sillia: Harry just read the question.
Harry: NOOOOO............
Harry runs of.
Sillia sorry folks he's a little sensitive.
Harry from behind the door: I'm not sensitive!
Sillia: Okay then...... Can Fred and George Weasley please come up here for the special tie breaker round.
The identical twins came onto the stage.
Sillia: Now can each of you pick which one is George Weasley?
Snape pointed to the right and Lupin to the left.
Sillia: Now please get the appropriate prize.
The one on the right got a box and 'accidentally' throw it into Snape's head. It landed right in his forehead on one of it's sharp corner's and cracked his skull. Snape ran out of the studio crying like a baby and left a trail of blood, pus and grease from his hair behind him, and the cheers and laughs of the audience.
Sillia: Now Lupin you've just won the mirror of Erised, a mysterious box and a Basilisk skin cloak. Bye for now everyone until next time.
Rapturous applause from the audience
A studio with rapturous applause from the audience.
Presenter Ima Sillia comes in.
Sillia: Hello and welcome all to the HP quiz show and I'm your hostess Ima Sillia.
Applause from the audience.
Sillia: Now here's Harry Potter is question reader.
Harry Potter walks onto the stage to applause from the audience.
Sillia: Today it's past defence against the dark arts teachers, but sadly two are busy, I've heard death is very time consuming so.... Meet Gilderoy Lockhart and Remus Lupin but professors to you.
Lupin and Lockhart entered and there was scattered applause for Lockhart and more applause for Lupin.
Sillia: I'm assuming you know the rules,
Lockhart: Well actually......
Sillia: that's good because I can't be bothered to explain them. Now stand at your pedestals. Harry start the questions.
Harry coming out of his daze starts.
Harry: What is your name?
Lockhart: Pardon?
Sillia: Sorry you got that wrong. Lupin: Professor Remus Lupin.
Sillia: Well done one point to Lupin. Harry next Question.
Harry: What is your quest?
Lockhart: A mirror.
Lupin: To win.
Sillia: Well done Lupin gets another point. And today's prize is the mirror of Erised and a door prize for the loser.
Lockhart: See I said a mirror.
Sillia: Nobody cares! Next question.
Harry: What is your favourite colour?
Lockhart: Blue wait violet.
Sillia: Sorry Lockhart first answer only so you got that wrong.
Lupin: Brown.
Sillia: We have no proof otherwise so that's another point for you.
Harry: Why did quit?
Lockhart: I can't remember.
Lupin: I'm a werewolf.
Sillia: Both got it right, so a point each. Finally.
A loud buzzer.
Sillia: The points stand thus Lockhart: - 1, Lupin: - 4. Lupin progresses to the next stage and Lockhart here's the losers' door prize.
A door swings onto the stage and Lockhart gets bashed on the head with it and is knocked senseless on the floor and taken away by security guards. Cheers and applause from the audience.
Sillia: Now Lupin here's your next opponent, the potions master Professor Severus Snape.
Boos from the audience as Snape entered.
Sillia: Harry the questions.
Harry: What is your name?
Lupin: Professor Remus Lupin.
Snape: Professor Severus Snape.
Sillia: A point each. Question.
Harry: What is your favourite colour?
Lupin: Brown.
Snape: Black.
Sillia: Correct. Harry the question.
Harry: I'm tied of being repressed by you I have rites too you know.
Sillia: Harry just read the question.
Harry: NOOOOO............
Harry runs of.
Sillia sorry folks he's a little sensitive.
Harry from behind the door: I'm not sensitive!
Sillia: Okay then...... Can Fred and George Weasley please come up here for the special tie breaker round.
The identical twins came onto the stage.
Sillia: Now can each of you pick which one is George Weasley?
Snape pointed to the right and Lupin to the left.
Sillia: Now please get the appropriate prize.
The one on the right got a box and 'accidentally' throw it into Snape's head. It landed right in his forehead on one of it's sharp corner's and cracked his skull. Snape ran out of the studio crying like a baby and left a trail of blood, pus and grease from his hair behind him, and the cheers and laughs of the audience.
Sillia: Now Lupin you've just won the mirror of Erised, a mysterious box and a Basilisk skin cloak. Bye for now everyone until next time.
Rapturous applause from the audience