This is for ReD-cHeRrY-bLoSsOm's cliff diving incident contest. It changes POV a lot. Disclaimer: I don't own twilight. If I did, I wouldn't be typing this in a cramped room.

Seth's POV

I suddenly have the feeling of impending doom. Maybe I should run away. "SETH!" I heard Jake yell. Yep, I should definitely run.

Jake's POV

Must. Find. Seth. "SETH!" I yelled, "I WANNA GO CLIFF DIVING!" Oh crap, maybe I shouldn't have said that. I heard a shatter of glass as he jumped out of a window. "GET BACK HERE SETH! THAT'S AN ORDER!"

"Screw you!" Seth yelled at me. How rude.

Seth's POV

Crap, crap, crap, crap craaaaaaaap! I've got to keep running, or Jake will definitely catch me. "What are you doing?" I jumped. I turned around to see Leah. Thank God.

"I'm hiding from Jake so he doesn't use me as a floatation device."

"Ahh, I see. Follow me." I'm saved! I saw here she was taking me. I stopped. She then grabbed me and threw me over to Jake, who collected Sam, Paul, Embry, Quil, and Jared. "THERE HE IS!" Paul yelled. "Who's got the rop- HE'S RUNNING AWAY! GET HIM!" They all started running towards me. I really hate Leah right now. I kept running and suddenly stopped. I stopped right in front of the cliff. There was only one thing I could do.

Sam's POV

"HE JUMPED!" I yelled. "HE FREAKING JUMPED!"

"GET HIM!" Jake yelled. Everyone jumped off the cliff except for me, who stopped right at the edge. Like I would be stupid enough to try and get a guy jumping off a cliff.

Leah's POV

Sam was dancing on the edge of the cliff. Like I could resist that! I simply poked him with my pointer finger, and he jumped in both surprise and off the cliff going the only way possible. "WHAT THE HELL?!" He yelled. This is a very fun day.

Seth's POV

After I splashed, I heard even more splashes. Are they idiots? I started swimming to shore, but something was dragging me down. Paul, he wouldn't want to lose. Then Jake attached to my leg, then Sam, Embry, Quil, and Jared. "I tried to yell, "Get off you morons," but being underwater, it just left them with confused faces. I managed to kick Paul and Jake off, but they were all trying to grab hold of my legs! I again managed to get them off, and this time I managed to make it to shore. Everyone surfaced, and Jake had the nerve to say, "You know, this wouldn't of happened if you just let me use you as a life jacket."

Leah's POV

The morons managed to get up, but for some reason, Quil was still on Seth's leg. I saw Billy roll over here and yell, "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU!? YOU ALL WILL NOT BE LEAVING LA PUSH OR GOING ON THE COMPUTERS! Except for Seth, seeing as how he was the one you all managed to drive off a cliff!" Then, Jake, being the biggest moron of them all said, "But he wouldn't let me use him as a life jacket!" With that, I whacked him upside the head. Billy then said, "Seth, if you use the computer, please try and make sure they're all watching. They clearly deserve it." With that, he rolled away. Yes, this was a fun day.