Candy Girls
By Winter Knight
A song about sweet forbidden love sung to the tune of "Dead Girls" by Voltaire
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Ok, I was just busy with my job and my youtube and video game addiction than do my other fanfics but I will continue and I need your help (the readers) as well as Emma to get me off of my addictions somehow.
Well I came up with the idea for this story because I liked the song "Dead Girls" by Voltaire but I can easily change the lyrics from the freak being a necrophiliac to someone who is a candyphiliac and me and Emma still say it's so wrong that Peppermint Larry has a wife made out of candy (candy wife)... ENJOY!
yes I have a sick mind, I am the creator of "ED, EDD, N EDDY ZOMBIES" and their sequels of course!
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Captain K'nuckles wakes up from his nap and drinks Maple Syrup as usual but then Flapjack goes up to him and says, "Hey Captain K'nuckles want to hear a song I made up about Peppermint Larry?" Captain K'nuckles then says, "Well adventurers do like sea shanty's so... sing away boy!"
Flapjack then sings while a random pirate in the background plays a violin:
"I have
been in Stormalong for a long time
And I have never seen anything
so strange
It's so peculiar
Its all so deranged
See for
yourself now
Ladies and gentlemen of the Harbor
step right
up and view the freak
we caught him red handed down by the shop
where he works
and if you think that that's disgusting
Well,
wait 'til you hear this
I never could do it justice
So hear it
in his own words
Candy girls like me
Candy girls like
me
Can't you see?
I don't expect you to understand me
I
am not an ordinary man
and I have seen things with these eyes
you'd never comprehend
see for yourself now
take those
living women
they have never shown me any kindness of any kind
no
its not my fault i look this way
I try to talk to them
they
look at me they walk away
so really is it so strange that
Candy
girls like me
can't you see?
only Candy girls like me
oh,
Candy girls like me
can't you see?
only Candy girls don't
walk away from me
sad as it seems
have you ever tasted love
like this,
cool and smooth?
and have you ever been accepted
unconditionally?
have you ever loved someone who didn't hurt you,
didn't harm you?
There's no pain and there's no pressure
no
verbal humiliation
there's no fear and there's no shame
there's
no pulse now is it so strange?
Candy girls like me
can't
you see?
only Candy girls like me
oh,
Candy girls like
me
can't you see?
only Candy girls don't walk away from me
sad
as it seems..."
Captain K'nuckles is shocked by this and after finishing the bottle of maple syrup, he throws it at the random pirate in the background that played a violin and says, "Now Why didn't I think of that shanty first? Oh right! I never noticed that Peppermint Larry is some Candyphile...and I mean in a bad way!"
However unaware to Flapjack and Captain K'nuckles, Flapjack sang that shanty in front of the candy shop and Peppermint Larry glares at them with spite in his eyes as he closes his shop and just when he plans to search for Candied Island with Candy Wife...
End.