Hungary smiled gently, and grabbed onto your shoulders, shoving you onto the soft bed. Some of her silky brunette hair dropped into your face, and you laughed at it and let her climb all over you.

"Hungary?" You asked, quietly. She looked at you like you just said something really depressing. "I have a bad feeling about this. What if Austria finds out? We would be screwed."

Hungary got back into the sex-position she was in before, and sighed. "Well, if they do, we will die happily."

Your eyes widen, and by Hungary's response you can tell she was very confused. "What does that mean?" You suddenly asked.

"I made a joke. And, he's not here right now, he will be back at noon." Hungary started to put more weight onto you, even though she was very skinny. She could be lifted by your pinky if you tried hard enough.

You looked at the clock, and you became nervous. "Elizaveta, it's 12:30. That means he is home!"

You both got out of the warm bed, and put some of your clothes on. Austria heard some of the banging on the floor, and came upstairs to investigate. He walked into her room and his jaw dropped faster than lightning could strike.

"I-I'm so sorry." You complained, still naked with Hungary. Hungary looked at you swiftly, and you looked back. Austria looked at both of you and frowned.

"You!" He looked at you. "Get out of my house!" He took your clothes and thrown it out the door. Angrily, he grabbed you by the neck and chucked you out. You put your clothes back on, and slowly walked out the door, with a tear in your eye. The tear came out, and splashed onto your shirt.

Once you were out of the house, it started to rain. It was the perfect weather for a tragedy for what had just happened. After a while of walking, you finally reached (Your best friend's) house.

You knocked on the door, which was answered quickly by his mom. "Hello, can I talk to (Name?)" She called his name and he came outside.

"What do you need, bro?" He asked, acting all confident. You looked into his eyes, and honestly said, "Austria caught me having sex with Hungary."

His eyes widened quickly, and you told him not to make a big deal about it. "I think you should just talk to his father."

You smiled, and without even saying bye you ran away. You thought about what you should do, "Should I talk now, or tomorrow? I bet he will kick me out if I go today, since it has only been an hour since he caught us...banging." You laughed at your perverted mind and went home, to have a good sleep...alone.

When you woke up, you made yourself eggs. Then, when you knew you were ready to talk to her dad, you walked over to there place. You knocked on the door, which was answered by Austria.

"Hello?" He asked, like nothing had happened.

"Look, I'm sorry-" You were interrupted by him.

"For having sex with my son-" He twitched and went on, "I meant daughter. What? No one said that Hungary was supposed to be a boy...Stop looking at me like that!"

"She was supposed to be a boy?" You asked, confused. Was he serious? Or was he just trying to get you back?

"I'm sorry." He sighed and walked inside, his head down, like he was disappointed.

You also sighed. "I don't care what she is or was, I love her anyway! I would even love her if she was a guy! Well, love him."

You go tell your best friend what happened, and he pats you on the back. "Does that make you gay?"

You looked back at him. "I don't even know..." You two sat next to each other and watched the sun come up, since it was so early. "Hey, what time is it?"

"12." You both breathe heavily. You put your arm around his back. "Noon."