To the melody of When the Saints Go Marching In:
He's Not the Messiah
He's not the Christ
That's plain absurd
So do not go and spread the word
It is only poor old Brian
So forget what you have heard
He's not the King
No real McCoy
He's just a very naughty boy
And if you think that I am lying
Ask his Mom who's quite annoyed
He's not the Lord
He's just a man
Who wants to do the best he can
But upon the cross he's dying
And it's not some Holy Plan
He's not the One
Who heard the call
He's just a guy who took the fall
And so I will keep denying
That he died to save us all