The Boogeyman

The sun rose over the house which our hero, Zim and his 'advanced not stupid' robot Gir lived. The green Irken Invader slammed his head repeatedly against the front window." Why does this filthy planet still here?" Zim questioned himself.



Gir, the 'advanced not stupid' robot, rolls in, litterly he rolls into room with the giant TV and jumped onto the couch. He flipped the channel, which displayed 'The Walnut Eating Moose'. " I love this show!" Gir proclaimed while pulling out a bucket filled with bolts and shoving them in his face. Dib, the mortal enemy of Zim, waits around the corner with a camera to spy on the alien to get pictures.



" Gir, I'm going to the storeroom to work on my newest and greatest ...hum... thingy to destroy Dib" Zim called to Gir as the robot stuffed his face with metal.



" OK, I'll get the mail!" Gir blurted out.



" Yes, yes you go do that, not like I'll need your help anyways." Zim muttered to himself as he stood on the toilet and flushed himself down.Dib slowly crept toward the house watching the lawn gnomes so that he wouldn't get caught.

" Ha ha Zim, soon your privacy will be violated and the world will see you on television!" Little did Dib know while he crept toward the house that Gir had run out of it. Just as Gir had turned the corner Dib had also turned it and they bumped into each other. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH" both of them yelled at each other except Gir spit a bunch of bolts in Dib's face just before they both took of running for their homes.



"Gaz you got to help me !" Dib shouted as he opened and slammed the front door behind him. Gaz looked up from her Game Slayer IV and said, " I am on the fifth level just fifteen levels left, if you make me lose I will release upon you Far Worst PAIN THEN ANY ZIM OR BOOGEYMAN COULD RAIN UPON YOU!!!!!!!!!!!"



The threat of Gaz swirled around her head in a psychopathic sense while Dib watched as her eyes grew into a blood piercing red, her hair pointed up like horns, and her fingers almost sharpen into claws" NOW GET OUT!!!!!" Gaz threatened Dib again. Only if Dib knew that Gir had spit a spy cam on him and Zim was watching this in his underground ship things probably would be different but he didn't.

"A boogeyman eh?" Zim questioned himself. He quickly turned around yelled

"Computer!! What is a Boogeyman??"

The computer replied, " Boogeyman insufficient data".

"What? What do you mean insufficient data? Well, make something up!" Zim said.

"Ok well...hum...he came over with the Pilgrims...a Demon...Who eats...children!"

"I KNEW IT!!!!!!" Zim replied thrusting his arms in the air, a triumphant look on his face.

"Gir, get down here we must make a Boogeyman!" Zim called