Post-Trials Hexo-Rotation 8976324.9.67B
I have received a message from Selectol. My superiors there are displeased with my lack of progress in taking control of Earth. I share their disappointment: I am frustrated by the manner in which Berg Katse is failing to live up to the promise he showed as a child. However, this is difficult to explain across galaxies, when those of my race can barely comprehend the notion that the pedantic, form-bound beings who overrun this planet are capable of intelligent thought, much less organizing and standing up to our incredible intellect. My brethren are unable to see for themselves the problems I face, both in the surprising resilience and adaptability of my foes, and in the physical limitations on my body, due to this cursed yellow sun. Its powerful rays force me to remain hidden in ice, unable to emerge or even transport myself to other locations. It frustrates me that I have to rely on these pathetic humans, and because of this, I have little to show for my time here on this wretched planet.
The Selectol Council has suggested that I keep a record of my activities here, so that they can understand what it is I have to deal with. Among our species, failure is simply not possible, given our massive intellects and enormous powers. Failure is for lesser races, not for us. Of course, it is my reliance on these lesser races that results in the failure to take control of Earth, so it is something I must explain.
As such, I am beginning my activity record with the submission of this report.