This is just some weird dream I had. But then again, I always have weird dreams.
Note: NO cows, dogs, and/or people were harmed in the making of this fanfic.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!
What Happens In the Sidelines
Kaiba and Yugi, or should I say Yami, are having a duel. Of course, Yami is winning.
Kate(Random Person): Hey guys! Watcha doin'?
Ryou: Ahhh!… Oh, it's just you… Sorry, automatic reaction.
Joey: Hey Kate. Yugi and Kaiba are just having another duel. And like always, Kaiba's loosing.
Ryou: Blimey, ol' chap! Would you like some tea and biscuits?
Tristan: 'smacks Ryou in the head'
Ryou: Ow! What did… oh, was I talking all British again?
Everyone: 'nod'
Anzu: 'yawn' Tell me when this duel is over. I'm gonna go take a nap.
Kate: But don't you wanna see who wins the duel?
Athena: Oh, please. My brother can duel circles around Kaiba.
Mokuba: Oh yeah, why don't we bet on whose going to win? I bet-
Athena: You don't want to do that Mokuba. You'd probably end up losing your share of Kaiba Corp.
Mokuba: How would you… yeah… you're probably right.
Anzu: Keep it down, would ya? I'm trying to sleep here.
Ryou: Shouldn't you be cheering Yugi on by now?
Anzu: He doesn't need it.
Ryou: But you should at least support him.
Anzu: Go Yugi, go! Blah, blah, blah… Happy?
Ryou: Yeah, pretty much.
Joey: Guys, I think…
Everyone: 'groan'
Joey: What?
Tristan: Joey, whenever you 'think', someone gets hurt.
Joey: Oh yeah, name one person.
Tristan: Remember the time when you thought that we should climb the tree next to the classroom window since we were going to be late, but then we fell off and I broke my leg?
Joey: That wasn't my fault.
Tristan: Yeah, it was. You landed on me and broke it.
Ryou: And remember the time when you thought that cooking smore's in my living room was a great idea but then, you almost burned my house down?
Joey: I did not burn your house down.
Ryou: You almost did. You made a bonfire and started throwing your homework in it.
Anzu: And remember the time when you thought that it was such a great idea to TP Marik's house and he went into psycho mode again?
Joey: I'm pretty sure that that wasn't my fault.
Anzu: Yes, it was. You followed him everywhere he went while saying, 'You can't even send a worm to the Shadow Realm' and he went berserk and sent 58 cows, 17 dogs, and 2 nut heads to the Shadow Realm.
Kate: Who were the nut heads?
Anzu: Ryou and Tristan
Ryou and Tristan: HEY!
Athena: Oh, and remember the time when you were thinking about an answer to 2+2?
Joey: What was wrong about that?
Athena: You thought way too hard and hurt yourself.
Joey: Oh
Kate: And remember the time when… when… I can't remember it anymore.
Everyone: 'stares at Kate'
Kate: What?
Ryou: Oh nothing. I just thought I saw the Easter Bunny or something.
Joey: Really? Where? He still owes me a chocolate bunny from last Easter.
Kate: Ooookaaayyy. Hey, has anyone noticed how Yugi and Cleo both look different when they duel?
Everyone:o0
Anzu: Nope. I don't see a difference.
Kate: I do. You both seem different.
Athena: What do you mean?
Kate: You guys look taller, older, and your voices sound different.
Athena: Maybe you're just standing way too close.
Kate: No, I don't think that's it.
Yami: Hey, what's going on here?
Athena: The duel's over already? 'checks her watch' Wow, half an hour. That's a new record.
Tristan: Hey, where's Mokuba?
Ryou: I don't know. He disappeared like 50 lines ago.
Anzu: Kate thinks there's something different about you and Cleo when you duel.
Kate: There is.
Joey: Well… Cleo and Yugi here, are… umm… going through puberty.
Everyone:o0
Kate: I guess that makes sense.
Anzu: You actually believe that… I mean, yeah. They are going through puberty.
Kate: Umm… okay. Well, I gotta go home. It's getting late so I'll see you guys tomorrow, okay?
Everyone: Kay!
Ryou: I'll come with you since our houses are on the same street.
Kate: Did you really see the Easter Bunny back there?
Ryou: ……Yeah. He told me to give you… this… rock
Kate: Oh my gosh, how did he know I wanted a rock for Easter?
Yami: That was… odd.
Joey: Yeah, almost as odd as when I had a dream where I ate 100 chocolate chip pancakes while teaching a monkey how to do the Chicken Dance.
Tristan: Joey, that wasn't a dream.
Yami, Athena, and Anzu: That explains a lot.
Joey: Hey, here's some random thought. Wanna hear it?
Everyone: NO!
Joey: This time, I swear that no one will get hurt.
Tristan: ……Okay, let's here it.
Joey: I finally thought of the answer to 2+2. It's 6.
Everyone: o0
Joey: Wait… maybe it's 5... Or, wait, it's 3 isn't it? Or is it…
Anzu: Can't we just end this fanfic now before someone really gets hurt?
Yami and Athena: Yes! Please!
END
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