Waluigi was watching Mario trying to jump up a ledge overlooking them, with the pesky plumber having bad luck as the purple lanky man sighed, having felt the need to help out someone currently more pathetic than himself.
"All right, blubber boy, what's the problem this time?" Waluigi said as he approached the sad Italian, clenching his fists as he normally would.
"I'm trying to jump over this, but I can't jump-a!" Mario exclaimed as he began crying, burying his tears filled face in his gloved hands.
Waluigi rolled his eyes. "If I help you out, will you stop being so embarrassing?"
"Yes! Anything-a!" Mario exclaimed as he shook Waluigi's hands several times.
Waluigi took in a deep breath as he glared his eyes down at Mario. "All right, you better pay attention... no goofing off now." He then did several squats as he faced the ledge. "In order to get good height, one must prep their legs. Got it?"
"Will it be painful?" Mario gulped as he began sweating nervously.
Waluigi rolled his eyes as he did a pose after twirling around, pointing at him. "Only if you act like an idiot."
"...So it's gonna hurt." Mario concluded as he had his right hand on his chin.
Waluigi slapped his forehead as he was getting annoyed. "Well duh, you nimrod! Can't you use your pea sized brain for once?"
Mario frowned as his mustache drooped down. "I would, but I think it would backfire on me immensely..."
Waluigi shook his head in defeat. "This is going to end badly."
Several minutes have passed, with Mario doing the exercising that Waluigi suggested. Finally, after doing some much needed squats, the plumber faced the ledge as he took in a breath, with Waluigi watching from a nearby bench.
"All right, I'm gonna try... here I go!" Mario exclaimed as he performed a jump, with it looking good... only for him to collide head first into an invisible coin block.
Waluigi slapped his forehead. "Of course... of course."