Lucky-sama: Hey guys! This is my latest fanfic! Right now Twin Foxes is on a hiatus and I'll be updating Team Demon later it'll be up by Wednesday if not Thursday!

Tensai-san:This is our ultimate creation! We have an ultimate cross-over here, we're jamming all of our favorite mangas/animes/games/stories/ect into this! And although this is a Naruto fanfic, Naruto himself won't be showing up until chapter 2 or 3!

Naruto: Why do I only show up in chapter 2?*pouts*

Lucky-sama: *Evil voice*We're setting the mood brat, don't push your luck...

Tensai-san: Oh and for pairings, you can offer up suggestions as we go along here! Some characters have already been decided who they're gonna get paired up with so yeah!

Lucky-sama: R&R Enjoy our new fanfic!

"Take a nap kid, I'll eat you last," Grand Fisher laughed before knocking Ichigo out.

Inside Ichigo's head...

"Ah, hello Ichigo! Would you care to join me for some tea?" a boy about the his age possibly a bit younger looked at him quizzically.

"What? I was fighting a minute ago! What the hell? Now I'm having tea?" Ichigo sat straight up.

"Who said you were having tea? You never did accept my offer," the boy poured some tea into a cup. He looked at Ichigo with that same look of question before giving him the cup.

Ichigo took it gently and let the frangance of expensive tea waft up his nose. Then he took a testing sip, "This is pretty good!"

"I know," the boy smirked and took a sip out of his own cup.

"Where am I?" Ichigo took another sip.

"In your mind of course," the boy looked at him blankly, "You don't reconize it?"

Ichigo looked around him, it was his house alright but when he looked out the window, words and a bunches of pictures flashed past, "This is my mind?"

"Yeah, you know what I have to deal with in here? Last week, a whole bunch of reminders crashed through the roof, I had to go shove them out and fix the roof," the boy grumbled.

"Uh..alright," since he had no idea what was going on, he played along, "Who are you?"

"I am Ikasu Ren, you may not have heard of me, but I'm sure Rukia has," Ikasu folded his arms.

"What are you doing in my head?" Ichigo raised his eyebrows.

"I am a shinigami who has fallen in battle, I don't know what happened exactly but somehow I got sealed into you," Ikasu narrowed his eyes.

"Wha-"

"No, stop this is no time for chit-chat anymore, if we stay like this any longer, then you're friends and family will be in danger," Ikasu got up and motioned for Ichigo to follow him.

"What are we doing?" Ichigo got up and followed the boy out onto a balcony.

"We need to eject you back into conciousness," Ikasu stated simply.

"I'm in no condition to fight!" Ichigo winced and held a hand to his ribs.

Ikasu cast a critical eye on him for a moment before speaking again, "I'm afraid I have to agree, you stay here, I'll go, watch how I fight, you may learn something,"

Ichigo nodded entusiastically as he could manage and sat on the balcony, watching as Ikasu vanished.

"Hey fishbreath! Yeah you, the one who has a butt for a face! Over here moron!" Ichigo/Ikasu yelled at the hollow. (AN: I'll say Ikasu so I don't mess you guys up)

"Why you? I'll eat you now!" Grand Fisher turned and charged back at him.

"Good luck with that, I don't taste very good," Ikasu sheathed the zanpakuto in his hand and held his hand out to the side.

"Fighting me barehanded now brat? Bring it!" Grand Fisher licked his lips hugrily and sent his hand out.

"Barehanded? You wish!" the hilt of a sword appeared in his hand, he raised it above his head as the sword continued to form. "Rise my partner Kokushibyou!"

A zanpatsu formed fully but instead of the usual katana form it was a zanbatou, but it was pointed. (AN: It looks like Kazuki's lance minus the design, but it still has the handle in the middle for all you Buso Renkin readers out there)

"It's huge, I feel like I've seen it somewhere though," Rukia gasped.

"Freeze!" Ikasu pointed Kokushibyou (AN: This name is too long, I'm shortening it to Koku) at Grand Fisher and watched amusingly as the hollow froze mid charge.

"Spiral Cutter!" Ikasu whipped around in a neat circle, Koku fully extended to the side.

Branches, leaves, dirt and rocks flew by in a great whirlwind surrounding him fully aimed for the hollow in front of him. There was a sudden pause as the debris flying around got too thick and there was zero visibilty. All that was heard was the unmistakable roar of pain and then...silence. The wind eventually died down and left a huge spot of destruction for all to see. Ikasu was standing in the middle of it all and leaning heavily on Koku.

"Damn, this body can't take so much spiritual power output," Ikasu cursed.

"Hey you okay Ichigo?" Rukia walked out of the trees, still shocked at the sudden display of power. (AN: Remember, Ikasu looks like Ichigo right now.)

"Hey Ichigo, Rukia's asking you a question, time to get out here," Ikasu ejected Ichigo back into the world of conciousness.

When Ikasu vanished, as did Koku, and since Ichigo was leaning on Koku, he fell over promptly. "Weakling," Ikasu's voice resounded in his head.

"What did you do now?" Rukia leaned over and look him in the eye.

Ichigo tried to speak but he found out he couldn't, he struggled to get up, but his body wouldn't respond at all. In short, he was completely paralyzed.

"What's wrong with you?" Rukia shook Ichigo vigorously.

"I'm coming out bro, you're gonna get killed at the rate you're going," Ikasu snorted.

There was a small whoosh, and Ichigo felt like a heavy weight was being lifted off of him. He looked up to see Ikasu standing there beside him.

"Yo," he whistled cheerfully.

"A spirit," Rukia narrowed her eyes.

"Now, now is that any way to treat someone who saved you butt from being kicked?" Ikasu frowned.

"Ichigo, just do the soul burial and let's go," Rukia helped the orange haired temporary shinigami to his feet.

"I wish you wouldn't be so hasty, perhaps this ought to jog your memory?" Ikasu reached into his shirt and brought something out.

In his hands, a chain gleamed in the sunlight, at the end of the chain was a tarnished silver ring.

" You-!" Rukia started.

Flashback

"Vastorode Menos Grande eh? Hey you! Ya you! The one with the creepy nose! I have a question! How long does it take to clean your nose?" Ikasu yelled up at the hollow.

"Incomptent brat, I'll eat you after my little snack," the hollow sneered.

"Waa! I don't want to die! Help me!" a voice cried.

"?" Ikasu raised his eyebrows, there in the Menos' hands was a little girl, her face streaked with tears.

"Help!" she screamed again.

"Koku, I'm going into extreme mode," Ikasu began charging up spiritual power.

"Extreme mode? I want to see this," the Menos looked on patiently.

"Flare!" he yelled.

The power that surrounded him solidified and began taking shape, slowly bit by bit, a samurai stood before the hollow. It was so big, that it crushed the smaller hollows around its feet. The samurai stared down coldly at the smaller hollow.

"Pitiful," the hollow shook his head and lashed out with a claw but only found it blocked by the samurai's katana. A fist barrelled downwards and Menos howled in pain. It fired up a cero (AN: zero, sero? I dunno so I'm gonna say cero) effectively dropping the girl. Ikasu leapt out of inside the samurai and caught the girl just as his creation was destroyed.

He leapt off to the side where he placed the girl out of harms way,"Stay here, and don't move, some other people will come and get you," 'She can see me, she's already too far gone,'Ikasu thought while he forced a smile.

"Wait! Here, a good luck charm," the girl timidly stuck out a chain with a ring around it.

Ikasu looked like he was going to refuse but he smiled gently and took the chain, "I'll wear it forever and always, that's a promise! And I don't break promises!"

The girl blushed and watched sadly as he took off, she was all alone again...

"I don't have a choice here," Ikasu looked at the scene sadly.

"This is it, my trap, lure and death, it's been planned out," Ikasu knelt on the ground and unsheathed Koku.

He then leapt over the hollow's head and stood, floating in mid-air. "Hell's Fury!" this was his ultimate attack, it could destroy anything when he was at full power, but right now...he was at about a quarter power. The attack sped on to the oblivious hollow and by the time it realized what was happening it was to late.

"Great! Last time!" Ikasu knelt down and wiped a trickle of blood on his arm, "Shinigami-sama,"

"Hm? What is it my faithful disciple?" the true death god stood in front of him.

"Shinigami-sensei-sama, your disciple has brought to you a hollow, Vastorode Menos Grande, I believe he wishes to repent for his wrong-doings," Ikasu bowed humbly before his sensei.

"I would like another disciple, but I'll need to fix that nose of his," Shinigami thought carefully.

"You'll need him to replace me anyways," Ikasu mumbled.

The Death God looked at him sadly before continuing, "Ah right, this is your last time, I'm sorry my student,"

"Don't worry *cough* it was my honour and duty to be the student of two great masters," Ikasu wiped the blood from his mouth.

"Now if you please," Shinigami prepared his knife and sharpened it to satisfaction.

Ikasu staggered to his feet without another word and held his hands out, "SHINIGAMI'S DIVINE PUNISHMENT!!!" there was a flash of blue as the remainder of his spiritual energy charged towards the Menos.

The hollow, feeling fear for the first time, fired off point blank zeroes at Ikasu, in which all of them connected.

"Goodbye my student, may you never have to feel this pain again," Shinigami murmured, it's head bowed in prayer.

From the side, the little girl watched helplessly as her hero fell to the ground, his face completely devoid of emotion, never to rise or fight again.

Flashback End

"You-you kept your promise!" Rukia stared at him sadly, tears threatening to fall any second.

"I did," Ikasu looked at her calmly.

The two stared at each other, soft, teary colbalt ones immersed in cold, hard silver ones. The tension in the air so thick that you could cut it with a butter knife. In the midst all of this the ring glinted softly in the sun, it's chain clenched tightly in Ikasu's hand as if he never ever wanted to let go again.

Lucky-sama: There's the new chapter!

Tensai-san: Yep, remember, some pairings are still undecided! You can still give us suggestions!

Lucky-sama: R&R please! The more reviews, the more motivated I am to write and the faster the updates! (This goes for all of my fanfics)

Tensai-san: Until next time! Tensai-san and Lucky-sama out!