Blade: I want to be a Sith…

Alec: A Sith?

Blade: Yes, yes, a Sith! With glowing red eyes and some blades on my wrists…

Alec: Blades on your wrist? Are we talking about the sith?

I'd rather be Spider-Man with webs on my wrists.

I could swing from the top of the gym-

Blade: And crash into a wall, of course.

Alec: I'd use my enhanced spider-senses, so there!

Blade: And I supposed you'd have spider-web underwear?

Alec: that was random…

Blade: Of course it was. Now back to the sith…

Alec: I think that's just a myth.

Blade: Of course it's not! It's true! And I'd have a red saber…

Alec: Would you kill your neighbor?

Blade: Maybe, unless he was Obi-Wan.

Alec: Or Qui-Gon? I just said that to make a rhyme.

Blade: I know, you Batha slime!

Not really, just trying to…

Alec: Believe me, I know. Wouldn't you rather be a Jedi?

Blade: No, 'cos I would have to do good deeds…

Alec: Like saving Theeds?

Blade: Are you smoking weeds?

Alec: No… not really.

Blade: Maybe a Jedi I could be, fighting against those evil guys-

Alec: The ones with yellow eyes?

Blade: Yeah, those guys. I think this discussion is at an end.

Alec: Will you be my psychic friend?