"You are a disgrace to the Hiroshi family name! I want you out of my house, insolent child!" Nami Hiroshi, aka, my mother, shouted at me. I honestly could have cared less at this moment. I shrugged it off and went into my room, ignoring her angered shouts.

"Nami, dear, please don't do this. Calm down, and maybe we can all just talk about this." Takiyo Hiroshi, aka, my father, attempted calming Nami down.

These tiffs were daily, and every day I was threatened out of the house. My mother hated my guts, my dad loved the shit out of me, and I just wanted to have a normal family.

Well, you see, my mother only hates me because my dad loves me. It's one of them jealousy things, kind of like Akito's mother in the manga Fruits Basket. That is a great manga though. :D Oh, I remember having the hugest obsession over Yuki...Yuki...Yuuki. OH CRAP. Back to the story. Heh. ^-^

Well, my full name is Aiko Mari Hiroshi. I prefer to be called 'Aiko'. I'm 14 years old, almost 15. I'm excited, because that means I'll be a freshman in high school this coming school year. School is actually starting soon. I like school, but I hate school work.

I have crystal blue eyes, and long, straight black hair. Unusual combination, oh well. Baby, I was born this waaay~...Continuing on. Oh, and I have choppy bangs! They're only choppy because I really fail at cutting. They are a little bit over my eyes, just so I can see. ^-^ I'm trying to grow them out so that my friend Teru can cut them. Sadly, it won't be for quite some time. Going back onto subject, here we go!

I was on my bed reading volume 12 of Vampire Knight when there was a knock at my door. "Come in." I said, not taking my eyes off the page I was on. The door opened and my father slipped in. "Ai, I have some bad news." he said slowly. My eyes shot up from my book to him, and put the book down.

"The bitch is dead? Wait. That's happy news."

"Language."

"Sorry."

My father gave a sigh and ran a hand through his hair. "No, but your mother wants you out of the house." he said. I blinked. Nothing usual. "So she says the same thing every day. Difference?" I sat up and hugged my Zero Kiryuu pillow. (Sorry. Bad obsession!)

"She's making us send you away." he said quietly. My eyes widened in shock. "Where?" I asked, nearly shouting. "To a boarding school in Japan. You can get in touch with your roots!" he said, attempting to make me happy. To his dismay, it wasn't working.

"Okay, is Ashton going to pop out and be like 'You've just been Punk'd!' to me?" I asked, looking around my room for cameras or a way to pop out. Hmm. Ashton. Yummy. *3*

"No. Your mother bought you two tickets for an airplane out in the early morning. You leave at 5." he informed. Okay, I jumped out of my bed for this. "WHAT? THAT BITCH." I shouted. "Language." I ignored him and stomped down the hall to give a years worth of some ass-whooping.

I stopped dead in my tracks when realization hit. "Two tickets?" I asked carefully. My father gave a weak smile before explaining more. "Well, you see, your mother also sees your Miyazaki friend as a nuisance also, and somehow convinced Mrs. Miyazaki to ship Kagura off with you." My jaw dropped.

"Kagura is coming with?" I suddenly felt a million times better. My father nodded and I ran back to my room to start packing.

Kagura Miyazaki is my bestest friend in the whole world. Me being the anti-social freak I am, is surprising. We actually used to hate each other's guts!

...Realize, I have said this with a smile.

Oh, I'm evil.

Anyways, Kagura is 14 also, and is 5'6, has awesome red-orange hair, and flaming orange eyes. I swear, sometimes you can literally see fire in them. Creepy? I find it awesome. :D

Find it creepy, and I keehl you.

No, I won't keehl you.

I'll just eat you.

Because you sound delicious.

...Because I'm a freak.

Okay, no, I'll just keehl you.

Wait. What was I talking about? OH YEAH.

Kagura is super awesome and is my partner in crime. We are total complete opposites, but yet the same. She has money issues. *cough*money lover *cough* .

And makes you sign crazy shit. You won't even read what she wrote, you'll just sign it for the hell of it, and you could have just signed yourself off. Do you feel better, you slut? Do you? Yeah. She's got them kind of powers. *shivers*

Well, during this totally long and crappy little introduction of Kagura, I have just now finished packing. Fast? Yes. Well, actually I've just been distracting you for days without you realizing it. Did you just look at the time and date?

Did you? Admit it. You did. You are also going to yawn in the next five minutes. Yawning is very contagious. :D I've got the cure for yawning. But I won't tell you. No, I will just sit back and watch the scene as it plays. Because I'm sadistic like that. Yes. Yawn, you human filth, YAAAWN.

Before I bore you to death, how about I continue on, yes?

I screamed when I heard a loud rapping noise on my window. "AIKOO~, OI. Nami wouldn't let me in through the front door, so I figured I would use your window." Kagura shouted from behind my closed and locked window.

"Did anybody creepy looking follow you?" I asked before I would even think of unlocking the window. "Uh. Yeah, I dunno. But some old pedophilic man followed me with some awesome candy!" she shouted back happily.

"Hm. Well, okay!" I cheered opening the window.

I didn't open it because she said there was a pedo following her, but because she said he had free candy.

...I'm not the safest person to be around.

I looked out the window and frowned after Kagura climbed in. "Where's the candy?" I asked sadly. "What? OH. Ushishishi, I lied." she snickered.

"Gurl. I am going to rip your vagina off and shove it down your throat." I attempted to threaten her. She smirked thinking I was joking.

"I am not joking. Just so you know." I put up my hands in defense like how Kuzco does in the Emperor's New School. *I don't own.*

"Riiight. So anyways, I've got ideas for new fanfictions!" she said happily while plopping down on my bed and picking up my volume 12 copy of Vampire Knight.

"Shoot." I said for her to continue while re-locking my window and starting to pack again.

"Well, I figured that maybe for FGAH, Ruby would finally find love!" she said happily. "Ruby? Love? In the same sentence? Please don't make me laugh." I said smirking. "Hey, don't be mean to Ruby!" she tried to defend our friend.

"Chillax. You know I'm just picking on her! Nothing different." I said waving it off.

"By the way, what school are we going to? And do we have to do extra work?" Kagura asked, really hoping we wouldn't have to do the extra work.

"I dunno. I think it's some kind of Academy. Carry Academy? Kissy Academy? Christian Academy? OH GOD NO." I shouted in realization. "She's sending us to a Christian school? My mom would never send me off to some creepy forced religion school!" Kagura shouted. "Deuces suckah, have fun in Japan at your Christian school." Kagura peaced out while getting ready to jump out the window.

"Oh, I found the pamphlet for Cross Academy!" my dad said, barging in my room.

"Cross Academy?" Kagura and I both shouted at the same time in shock.

I don't own any of the anime references in this, nor do I own Vampire Knight...or Zero...*sobs*

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