Troy was dead, to begin with.

He sat up suddenly. His mangled corpse lay behind him. His body was very toned because he was a sports legend, but his tan was now PALE SKIN!

WHAT? BUT MY TAN SKIN TAN!? What will Garbriala think? thought he.

Hopefully my dong still works. And my sick dance moves and basketball skils he continued to think. There's a lot of time to think when you're dead.

Troy's GHOST got up and looked around. He was out on the golf course from HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 2 TM. He had apparently been run over by Sharpie's dad while singing the song BET ON ME! I bet Troy did not bet on dying!

Damn, and I was about to abandon my friends and girlfriend GRabella to go play basketball with some college guys he thought disappointedly.

WAIT! I'm DEAD NOW! He suddenly realized, and he spoke aloud "AHHHHHH!" with a mighty scream like the one at the end of the song SCREAM but that song would no longer happen because he is now dead in the second movie and the song SCREAM happens in the 3rd movie!

Troy looked at his corpse. He cried because he was dead and no longer tan. He did not want to be dead.

He looked at the resort where Sharpie's dad owned the resort. He decided to go to the resort to see if he could get help. He also wanted to give sweet ghost kisses to Garbolalla before she was sad because he was dead now. He might also kiss the cute boy Ryan ;) because dead Troy is bi ;)

Troy garbled his steps up to the resport. He tripped over a body, which was weird because ghosts do not trip? He looked down, and CHAD WAS LYING THERE AND IT LOOKED LIKE HE WAS DEAD AS WELL! TROY HAD TRIPPED OVER THE GHOST CHAD! Unfortuately Troy was not as good at skipping over things as CHAD was from the movie JUMP IN!

Chad's ghost sat up and started complaining immediately because that's all he ever does. It turns out that he had tripped over the basketball that Troy had left on the court when he went out to sing BET ON ME. Troy looked sad at his friend's body and ghost body even though they had been fighting because of Troy's massive skills at basket ball and unrivalled abilities as a lover. Troy bent down near where Chad was running his ghost mouth.

Spake troy: "Chad, my oldest friend, you are now my first ghost friend L"

"I wouldn't be so sure of that!" a mysterious voice came from the shadows with these words. Troy spun about and a cry sprang from his lips because of the speaker!