OBITUARIES
Medusa
Medusa was an evil, snake-haired warty woman who turned anyone who looked her in the eye to stone. She started a business called "Aunty Em`s Garden Emporium" in which every statue in the garden used to be alive.
When Percy, Grover, and Annabeth arrived at Aunty Em`s, Medusa, disguised as "Aunty Em", came to them and fed them. Later, she took them out to take their picture. But "Aunty Em" took pictures with her eyes...I bet you know what that meant.
But Percy, with help from Grover and Annabeth, chopped off Medusa`s head and sent it to Mount Olympus as a spoil of war.
Yep. It was definitely a sad day for that snake-headed beast!
Smelly Gabe
Smelly Gabe was a fat, smelly Poker player who disrespected his wife and her heroic son, Percy. All Gabe would do was yell at his wife and stepson. As he did all of this, he would sit in his chair with his friends and play Poker.
Recently, fat, smelly Gabe was turned into a statue. Serves him right. He, as a statue, is now known as "The Poker Player". (But I still hear him whisper, "How about that meatloaf, huh?")
For the record, he would play Poker and barely do anything else unless it meant bullying Percy and his mother. He had a Camero, but did he ever use it? Nope!
Basically, Smelly Gabe never did anything useful in his life, which is hardly worth an obituary. Enough said.