"What the hell are you wearing, onna?!" Hiei snapped, having been so caught off guard by her choice in clothing today. He blinked once, twice, then three times and frowned so deeply that it caused her to give him that look. Those big blue eyes seemed glossy, almost as if she were near tears, and her pink lip stuck out in a childish pout.

"Don't you like it?" She asked, twirling around to show off the outfit.

He growled. "NO. Take it off this instant!" Again with that look! He snarled in frustration, crossing his arms. "You are not going anywhere dressed in that!" He said and Kagome looked down at herself, looking for what ever made him so upset. Seeing nothing, her brows furrowed and she looked back up at him.

"What the hell is wrong with it!?" She snapped, crossing her arms. However, as soon as they crossed they uncrossed as she smiled at his own outfit. The pink of his shirt and the tightness of his pants made him look ridiculous, but at the same time it was oddly alluring to her. She grinned and leaned in close. "You did want to go as a couple, right?"

"Onna..."

"Well, my outfit matches yours!" She said, placing her hands on her hips. She had known his outfit would piss him off, but hadn't known that hers would! With a wink she grabbed a wig and pulled it on, completing her look. Hiei sighed and looked in her mirror, disgusted at what she had bought for him. Why the hell did he agree to this Halloween party thing? He should have said no, just like every other time Keiko and the others had invited him, but Kagome was with him now and she wanted to go. He frowned as he looked back at her and then to himself in the mirror.

"How the hell do we match!?" He growled out and she pulled out a small print out. On the print out was a man with flame like hair annoyingly similar to his own, wearing the same pink 'BadMan' shirt and blindingly yellow pants. He even wore the same ugly shoes. Why the hell would someone wear something like that?!

Next to him, however, was a blue haired woman dressed in the same outfit as his Kagome. A tight bright red mini dress and a yellow scarf. He looked back to Kagome and, with a smirk, noticed how much more curvy she was than the anime woman. Then again, that was due to the fact she had just had their twins but a month ago.

"See? We're Bulma and Vegeta!" She said with a giggle before latching onto his arm, pressing her breasts against his bicep. He almost groaned. This had to be considered cheating! She knew just how to use her body to manipulate him into things...

"Fine, onna, but if anyone so much as looks at you in a way I don't like they are dead, do you understand me?!" He snapped, though his eyes were staying focused on the ample cleavage she was showing. She grinned at him, but knew it went unnoticed.

"Hiei, when we get back I've got another little thing to show you...but only after the party!" She said with, catching his attention immediately.

"Hn?"

She opened her closet door and pointed inside just as the doorbell rang. She grinned and ran to the door as he went to the closet.

Inside was a black leather bustier and thong set, complete with red accessories hanging on the rack beside it. A wolfish grin crept onto his features as he began his journey to the door. He wondered, ever so slightly, what her reaction would be when she took off the horrid yellow pants to find out exactly what he's not wearing...