Co-It's a bit of a crack fic, but GET USE TO IT!
Disclaimer: I don't own Alice, the Madness Returns. For copy right reasons I can't use YouTube. D: Oh, some of these phrases are from DenvenArt. A little of it revise. To go along with this not really a plot story. :D
"You're joking right?" Shelooks at Dr. Bumby who shook his head no.
"Nope, I got a laptop for everyone to use!" He holds it out, it was about the size of a regular PC, but it was wireless. "Let's try it!" He said, a bit too happy for her liking, but he pulls her down and he went to Nyan Tube. He typed in Nyah Cat, and a bunch of videos came up. He clicks the one with fifty hours.
"This says fifty hours Doctor."
"It can't be fifty hours! I have to see this. :3" He said, with a cheeky smile.
"I really don't have a good feeling." She said.
"Any other useful advice miss KNOW IT ALL?
"Yea, sticks and stones may break your bones, but I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU WITH THE NINE A CLOCK TRAIN." He slowly sweet dropped.
"OK THEN, THAT IS NOT CREEPY AT ALL!" He said, a little scare. (THAT WAS MY SISTERS LINE.)
Fifty hours later…
Alice and Dr. Bumby came out with wide eyes, a useless orphan came up. "Hey Alice, it's my turn to forget!" He cried.
"NYAH, NYAH!" Both Alice and Dr. Bumby cried out. The orphan tilted his head in udder hopeless confusion. They push the poor boy into the room, along with the rest of them, who decided to come in during the time they were watching it.
Another Fifty hours later…
"NYAH, NYAH, NYAH, NYAH…!" The whole orphanage cried out. Alice ran out into the streets saying the whole thing in the rhythm.
"WHAT THE BLASES IS GOING ON?" Alice mental ward doctor saw Alice run down the street yelling the same thing over and over again. Then the doctor ran pass doing the same thing. "HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE MAD?" The next's thing he knew, he was watching a chicken break dancing. "…GO CHICKEN GO!" He started dancing with it, in till someone got a shot gun and killed it. "NO! NOT MY, CHICKEN FRIEND!" He chased the person, who was the Mad Hatter 0_0, down the street to kill him.
"NYAH, NYAH, NYAH, NYAH, NYAH, NYAH, NYAH, NYAH, NYAH, NYAH, NYAH, NYAH, NYAH, NYAH, NYAH, NYAH, NYAH, NYAH, NYAH, NYAH, NYAH, NYAH, NYAH, NYAH, NYAH, NYAH, NYAH!" Then The Cheshire Cat saw was going on. He was all wide eyes and staring into crazy land.
"Why, are you singing the REPULSIVE song?" He empathies the 'repulsive' part and slap Alice in the face.
"Uh…What happen?" She asked Cheshire, with confusion in her eyes.
"THEY ARE SINGING THAT HORRIBLE SONG! DX" He yelled which was so loud, that it blew her hair almost far away from her face.
"One, horrible breath, two let's stop this then. Then, I kill Bumby." She swore, to herself and said something that they all stopped. They all think she still mad, so things could get ugly. "I want a taco." She said simply, yet forcibly, holding up her vorpal broom.
"AAAAAAHHHHH RUN, SHE HAS THE VORPAL BROOM!" They all ran, but Bumby ran into the train station and got run over by THE NINE A CLOCK FUCKING TRAIN. So they lived happy ever after, and Alice now lives in LonderLand who she ate her taco's happily...or... as happily you can get from Alice Liddell.
Moral of this story you ask? I WANT MY TACO'S AND I GET MY FRICKIN TACO'S!
Co-Told you.
