Hey guys! I have decided to do another story besides my power rangers one. This story is about Deadpool and Harley Quinn. Hope you enjoy!!

Wade Wilson, aka Deadpool, was given a mission by a mysterious person to kill the Joker. Deadpool doesn't know why the person wants the Joker dead, nor does he care as long as he gets paid.

Deadpool arrives at the warehouse where the Joker is and blows up the wall to get inside the building and getting the Joker's attention.

"Hi, I'm Deadpool and I am here to kill the ugly fucker known as the Joker."

Harley giggles at the stranger. The Joker slaps her and orders her to shut up. Harley nods.

The Joker's henchmen surrounded Deadpool. Deadpool smiles and pulls out his katanas. They shoot at Deadpool who just stands there and looks at his watch. They eventually run out of bullets.

"Are you done? Is it my turn?" Deadpool says, once again causing Harley to stifle a laugh.

Deadpool moves quickly, stabbing the henchmen. Deadpool chops one of them in half and shoots a few in the head, while singing Another One Bites the Dust.

"Well, they are all dead. Come on, Pennywise it's your turn." Deadpool says confidently.

"Harley, take care of this nutcase."

"Aww do I have to, mistah J? He is funny."

"Do it now, you useless bitch."

Harley reluctantly nods and launches herself at Deadpool. He grabs her by her waist. Deadpool gets little hearts around his head and he pokes them.

"Hi, I'm Deadpool and you are beautiful."

Harley blushes at his comment and introduce herself. Deadpool puts her down out of the way. He grabs her hammer from her.

"May I borrow this? Thank you, hot stuff."

The Joker stands up and tries shooting Deadpool. Deadpool laughs at the feeling of the bullets.

Deadpool smacks him and hits him with Harley's mallet, killing th Joker .

Deadpool hands her the mallet after wiping the blood off.

"Here you go, beautiful."

Harley blushes and says, "Thanks handsome."

She hugs him and he hugs back.

Deadpool turns to the reader, "You will have to wait for chapter for some action."

Harley nods in agreement.

Hope you guys liked it