World is Mine, a ghost hunt fanfic

World is Mine: NaruMai version

Full Summary:
Parody of the VOCALOID songs 'World is mine' by Hatsune Miku and 'Another: World is mine' by KAITO. Naru and Mai contemplate about their relationship as narcissistic boss and poor assistant in verse form. One shot.

[Inspired by the famous Hatsune Miku's 'World is mine' and its partner song, KAITO's 'Another: World is mine'. I love those songs.]

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Genres: Poetry & Parody

[Naru]
You called me the "number one narcissist in the world"
Then know how to treat me that way, understand?

[Mai]
You're the number one narcissist in the world
And you are certainly aware of the fact, you fraud

[Naru]
First thing, don't ask me for souvenirs whenever I get back from trips
Second thing, be sure to go as far as doing your job properly, do I make myself clear?
Third thing, for every single order I say, obey immediately
If you understand that there is nothing in my teacup, then do something!

[Mai]
First off, why do you always go on trips? And you don't even bring back anything for us
Second, I did do my job properly, you just wanted to pick on me!
Number three, there's only one word you have to say… There's no need to say more, I know what to do
And I understand, your cup is empty, so should I fill it up?

[Naru]
I'm not really saying anything narcissistic
But I do want to tell you that you haven't bad taste

[Mai]
You're arrogant, but maybe you are just pretending to be one?
Well, I don't try to mind it at all; you are that good-looking!

[Naru]
The "number one narcissist in the world"
You did realize that, didn't you?
Keeping me waiting is out of the question
Who do you think that I am?
Somehow I would already like to drink my usual cup of tea!
…Go get it immediately

[Mai]
You, number one narcissist in the world
You finished your tea? Okay, okay…
Give me a minute and I'll be there…
Just who do you think I am anyway?
I am your assistant!
…And I know that more tea is kept inside the cupboard

[Naru]
"Mai!
Where's my tea?
Idiot…"

[Mai]
"Naru?
Tea again…!
Ah!"

[Naru]
My fault? Or maybe it's yours?
Complaints are not going to be entertained!
Well? Are you clearly hearing what I am saying? Idiot
Ah, and what about this? A new client, isn't that needless to say?
Send him away, his case does not interest me
If you understand that, brew some tea and say "Yes, sir"

[Mai]
Any complaints? All you can do is tell me what I can go do for you!
"Oh… isn't that the Darjeeling that he wanted me to buy?"
Oh and also, a client has come again, let him in
But you don't even look at his case!
Your cup and your hands are empty again
Why don't I just hold them for you?

[Naru]
I'm not really saying anything selfish
But you know, maybe it's nice to hear you scold me a little

[Mai]
Maybe you are just pretending to be hardhearted around me
Because I know that the real Naru is kind, like in my dreams

[Naru]
My very own assistant in the world
You haven't realized that yet, have you?
My teacup is empty
Clumsy and blunt assistant
Really, you shouldn't find out everything about me yet…

[Mai]
Your very own assistant in the world
Even though I don't think being your flunky sits well with me at all
But however, it's not really as bad as I think
I will find out everything about you soon…!

[Naru]
You definitely don't understand how I think
Well, my brain is better than yours...

[Mai]
I really don't know anything more about you…
I'm sorry for being insensitive

[Naru]
Earl Grey black with lemon placed on the side
Butter cookies made with well-selected eggs
Tell me, tell me, should I hold myself back from it?
Don't think that I'm a selfish person
You did not keep that secret from Lin
You will remember this afterwards
…Bending that spoon was just a trick

[Mai]
English Breakfast tea with milk and a little sugar
Black forest cake with a cherry on top
Both of them, both of them, are still on the counter,
They're waiting for a certain narcissist's tea time
I'm being called now, see you
…It's a nice day, I will not turn back

[Naru]
The "number one narcissist in the world"
Hear yourself clearly, will you, or shall I go back to England?
Suddenly I heard you speak, it was so abrupt— Huh?
"I love you, not him!" and saying that, you run away
…I think you are the most confusing problem I'll ever solve

[Mai]
And it's all because you are the number one narcissist in the world
I'll always love you, so be honest with me
Suddenly I just spoke out those feelings one day and you rejected me—
"I love you, not him!" and after saying that, I ran away
…Please just smile, even if you don't answer me back right away

[Naru]
"Mai!
I love you too…
Idiot…"

[Mai]
"Naru?
Why can't you…?
Ah!"

Making a parody is pure fun. I suggest playing 'World is mine' while reading this, and raw awesomeness awaits. :)

Version 1.1: Major visual adjustments. :))

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