FOREWORD
Normally, I wouldn't consider doing any 'pure' Doctor Who fanfic, as I intend to save all my story ideas for a fullblown Doctor Who story for if I ever get to write for the series (especially for Big Finish). But ideas occur at the oddest time, and while this is a pure Doctor Who fanfic, it's impossible that I would ever be able to turn this into an actual story.
The biggest inspiration for this fic are Neon Genesis Evangelion: A Missive from the Commander by jesakofedo and Things Konoha Genin are not Allowed to Do by one of my regular readers, jgkitarel. A quick search turned up no similar fics for Doctor Who, as far as I can tell. There may be, and if there are, I apologise in advance, for I thought I was writing something remotely original.
Anyway, unlike most of my other fics, this fic will have very short chapters, few annotations, and be based more on the classic series than the new series.
The usual disclaimers. Firstly, I annotate my fics normally. While most of the jokes won't be, for the sake keeping them funny, some references will be noted.
Secondly, this is an M-rated work, with a lot of language, crass humour, and sexual references. You have been warned.
Thirdly, this is a parody, with a lot of humour and probably is what some people might call a crack fic. Any fanboys who complain about the continuity issues, and that so and so wouldn't do such a thing, stop reading and get out. This is meant (theoretically) to be funny.
Finally, the following is a fan-written work. Doctor Who is the property of the BBC, etc. Please support the official release. Otherwise, UNIT will use you as cannon fodder during the next time they fight an alien invasion.