I'm baaaaack! 2nd story. This one's a songfic about Leah and Sam from Leah's POV. I swapped a few words around to fit the story. RnR, no flames please! During Breaking Dawn.
Sigh.
Fidget.
Whine.
Stupid bloodsuckers. Think they're so big. Off to run around the perimeter to check for any danger for the sweet little parasites.
Stupid Jacob. He hated the damned leeches more than I did, then one of them knocked up his darling Bella and suddenly he's their devoted watchdog. Which means I am too.
I jerked to a stop to catch my breath, when suddenly a sound drifted out of the deeper part of the forest. I followed my ears (all the time knowing that Jacob would NOT be pleased if I postponed the patrol) to a small patch of open space. I could smell food. Human food. Unfortunately the smell was very faint, meaning the food was long gone.
Sigh again.
I cocked my ear in the direction of the sound, rummaging through a bush with my giant grey paws. Something came loose and tumbled out of the leaves and briars and brambles. The something was the source of the sound. The something was a little portable radio.
Before I could crush it in annoyance (I would have liked something to crush), a song floated towards my ears, stopping me. I liked the beat, so I continued listening.
Na na na na na na na, na na na na na na.
Na na na na na na na, na na na na na na.
I guess I just lost my boyfriend, I don't know where he went.
So I'm gonna drink my money, I'm not gonna pay his rent.
I got a brand new attitude, and I'm gonna wear it tonight.
I wanna get in trouble, I wanna start a fight.
Na na na na na na na, I wanna start a fight.
Na na na na na na na, I wanna start a fight!
Chorus:So, so what, I'm still a werewolf.
I got my wolf moves, and I don't need you.
And guess what?
I'm havin' more fun. And now that we're done.
I'm gonna show you tonight. I'm alright. I'm just fine.
And you're a tool.
So, so what. I am a werewolf. I got my wolf moves.
And I don't want you tonight.
The Alpha just took the best rank, and gave it to my 'lil bro.
S***! I guess I'll go hang with Jacob, at least he knows how to hit.
What if this song's on the radio, sombody's gonna die.
I'm gonna get in trouble, my ex'll start a fight.
Na na na na na na na, he's gonna start a fight.
Na na na na na na na, we're all gonna get in a fight!
(CHORUS)
You weren't there, you never were.
You wanted all, but that's not fair.
I gave you life, I gave my all.
You weren't there, you let me fall.
(CHORUS)
No, no. No, no.
I don't want you tonight.
You weren't there.
I'm gonna show you tonight. I'm alright. I'm just fine.
And you're a tool.
(CHORUS)
Ba da da da da da!
Suddenly I heard a braying cry of "LEAH!" in my head. Jacob was calling me.
"Yeah?"
"Race?"
"You're on!"
We raced all the way to the leech squat. And I beat him.
'Cource I did.
Sigh.
Fidget.
Whine.
Stupid bloodsuckers. Think they're so big. Off to run around the perimeter to check for any danger for the sweet little parasites.
Stupid Jacob. He hated the damned leeches more than I did, then one of them knocked up his darling Bella and suddenly he's their devoted watchdog. Which means I am too.
I jerked to a stop to catch my breath, when suddenly a sound drifted out of the deeper part of the forest. I followed my ears (all the time knowing that Jacob would NOT be pleased if I postponed the patrol) to a small patch of open space. I could smell food. Human food. Unfortunately the smell was very faint, meaning the food was long gone.
Sigh again.
I cocked my ear in the direction of the sound, rummaging through a bush with my giant grey paws. Something came loose and tumbled out of the leaves and briars and brambles. The something was the source of the sound. The something was a little portable radio.
Before I could crush it in annoyance (I would have liked something to crush), a song floated towards my ears, stopping me. I liked the beat, so I continued listening.
Na na na na na na na, na na na na na na.
Na na na na na na na, na na na na na na.
I guess I just lost my boyfriend, I don't know where he went.
So I'm gonna drink my money, I'm not gonna pay his rent.
I got a brand new attitude, and I'm gonna wear it tonight.
I wanna get in trouble, I wanna start a fight.
Na na na na na na na, I wanna start a fight.
Na na na na na na na, I wanna start a fight!
Chorus:So, so what, I'm still a werewolf.
I got my wolf moves, and I don't need you.
And guess what?
I'm havin' more fun. And now that we're done.
I'm gonna show you tonight. I'm alright. I'm just fine.
And you're a tool.
So, so what. I am a werewolf. I got my wolf moves.
And I don't want you tonight.
The Alpha just took the best rank, and gave it to my 'lil bro.
S***! I guess I'll go hang with Jacob, at least he knows how to hit.
What if this song's on the radio, sombody's gonna die.
I'm gonna get in trouble, my ex'll start a fight.
Na na na na na na na, he's gonna start a fight.
Na na na na na na na, we're all gonna get in a fight!
(CHORUS)
You weren't there, you never were.
You wanted all, but that's not fair.
I gave you life, I gave my all.
You weren't there, you let me fall.
(CHORUS)
No, no. No, no.
I don't want you tonight.
You weren't there.
I'm gonna show you tonight. I'm alright. I'm just fine.
And you're a tool.
(CHORUS)
Ba da da da da da!
Suddenly I heard a braying cry of "LEAH!" in my head. Jacob was calling me.
"Yeah?"
"Race?"
"You're on!"
We raced all the way to the leech squat. And I beat him.
'Cource I did.