Me: Hey! I am in love with HETALIA, also with my girlfriend, but anyways I have been incredibly busy and I have a writer's block with my current stories!

America: HEY EVERYONE, THE HERO HAS ARRIVED!

Me: Excuse me, HELLO, The Hero has already been here.

America: BUT I AM THE HERO.

Me: I know, but I am also the Heroine, so yeah. Anyways you do know what I am gonna do to you in this fanfics, don't you, Hero?

America: UGH, WHY DID IT TO ME NOT IGGY OR FRANCE OR MATTIE OR ANYONE ELSE?

Me: Because why not?

America: …

Disclaimer: I DUN NOT OWN HETALIA! (England: WHY! Your English is worse than America's and I didn't think that was possible!)

Warning: Cussing, Hetalia, and yeah, yaoi, etc.

Pairing: FrUk (for sure), GerIta (For sure), USxAnother Nation or maybe even MicroNation (Your choice has to be male!), CanadaxPrussia (Maybe).

Summary: So a witch or whatever, cause magic doesn't exist, who loves England and despises America for what he did to England, cast a curse or spell on America, since she couldn't kill him, she made him something England misses the most, his little boy, America…

America was playing this new game that Japan had suggested to him, it was called dread out, he knew nothing about it, except for the fact that it was a horror game, he really didn't want to play this alone but seeing as everyone he called were busy and he was so freaking bored, he really didn't have a choice. As he was playing, he kept screaming at the jump scares, and when he was sort of calming down his power went out, causing him to have a 'heart attack' (A/N The end, jk).

Seeing as he couldn't continue playing, he decided to go to sleep, but before he could attempt to go to sleep, his phone rang, thinking it was Iggy, he answered, "Hello?"

"…" heavy breathing came from the phone.

"Um… Iggy, if this is some kind of prank… or Mattie, or any other nation, I swear I am gonna…" his voice was shaking with fear and was interrupted by the voice telling him to go to his basement, "wait…" before he could talk or complete what he was gonna say, the person hung up.

America weighing his options, decided to go to the basement seeing as he would definitely not be going to sleep tonight, with someone potentially being in his house. As he walked down the stairs to his basement, he called out, "HELLO, IS ANYBODY IN HERE?"

"I am, there is no need to yell," a voice calmly stated behind him.

America whipped around to face the new voice, finding a lady wearing a cloak (or is it a robe?), "um… who are you? Why are you in my house?"

"Well, Alfred F. Jones, I am Serenity, I am Arthur's old witch apprentice, and I know what you did to him, how dare you hurt the one I love, I am getting sick and tired of him always talking about how much he missed America, 'oh, why did America leave me? Oh, why couldn't he come back to me?' Oh, boo hoo! I honestly don't care about you, in fact, I want you dead, but seeing as I can't kill you, I will make you to what you truly are, and what my beloved England misses?"

"WELL, SERENITY, YOU DO KNOW THAT HE IS DATING SOMEONE ALREADY, RIGHT? THERE IS NO WAY HE'LL… MMPH!" Alfred said tauntingly, thinking that he had won, however she tied him with ropes and taped his mouth, with magic (obviously).

"Well, when I am done with you, Arthur will be so thankful to me, that he'll surely leave that stupid frog for me and if not, then I will do something to that frog! Antra Koota Manta Tootreh Conta Guutra…"

Before Serenity could finish her chant, Tony had attacked her and forced to run from the basement, "damn, the spell didn't finish, fudge, I guess I'll have to try again and make sure that little green freak isn't there!" muttered Serenity.

America was currently lying in his bed, where Tony had laid him after untying him; he started to stir awake to the sound of his alarm clock, "ugh, what happen… huh is that my voice?" The sound of America's voice was very high, it sounded like a… a preteen girl maybe even a teenage girl, but a girl's voice nonetheless.

America rushed to the mirror, and instead of the America we all know and love today, there in his place stood a small girly looking boy, he was wearing only his bomber jacket so he could tell he wasn't a girl (A/N Um… he looks like Rhyme from The world ends with you).

He looked through his closet to see if he could find any clothes that would fit him, and he found a short and an old jacket of Canada's when they were younger. After putting them on, the jacket was still big on him, he looked like a tomboy girl; he grabbed a beanie and put it on. He set off to the white house to tell his boss what happened.

When he arrived at the white house, he was immediately detained by the guards when he tried to enter the President's office, "look, I am telling you that the president knows me, tell him that there is a guy here with the name Alfred F. Jones! Tell him that it is very important!"

After the guards told the president that he was there, they escorted him to the President's office, "Alfred? You can't be Alfred," said his very confused boss.

"DUDE LIKE LISTEN TO ME, SO THERE IS THIS…"

After retelling all the things that happened, his boss was shocked to say the least, "wait, but the world meeting is here, tomorrow, what are we gonna do?"

"Well, Boss, there is nothing we can do, NOT EVEN ME THE HERO, all we can do is have you tell the Nations what happen, WITH ME, THE HERO, BY YOUR SIDE!"

"Why don't you tell them?"

"Well, because they won't believe me, they'll think that I am either some kid who is making up BS or was put up by me to do this, though that makes no sense since the HERO, me, knows not to expose us to humans!"

His boss sighs as he agrees, seeing as America had resorted to puppy dog eyes and it looked so innocent on him.

Me: So the next chapter is gonna be with in the world meeting, yeah, so who should America be with, if you don't tell me, I'll either do Sealand, Lithuania, Poland, or Switzerland!

America: Why me? And why a girl!

Me: No you are a guy, you checked!

America: Ok, but why those people.

Me: Well because they are the smaller nations and you look like a little teenager, so I can't put you with Canada or UK. I could put you with Japan, but I most likely won't.

America: UGH! THIS IS SO UNCOOL, YOU CAN'T TREAT THE HERO LIKE THIS!

Me: Ignore him, also pls review!