Ok, to start off, my last fics sucked to you people. Don't read them. They are bad!
Next: I don't own vash, or any of the lunar charactors, of gundam. Hell, I don't even own the computer im typing this on! If you are affended by ninny cussing, go home, get some guts, and then come back. If you are still affended, read on, because I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE to affend people. So hey, be a pal an read my fic. If you do you get a free, complementery bag o nuthin. Cool, huh!
Soooooooooooo, I am going to start the story now!
Title: Dragon frolic
Author: Vash, the shiny dragon, mega made up boss dragon from lunar (I am good buds with taomi and merl!) who will eat you!
It was a hot day in the dragon's lair. Vash was bored to tears
Vash: Booo hoo hoo. Im bored to tears!
Merl and Nall (knocking on door) open up. Its us hear to interveiw you!
Vash (taking human form) ok, alright! Some action.
Vash gets uo and opens the door to his inner chamber. Nall and merl are being attaked by monsters.
Vash: Guys, why didn't you guys take the service elevator! Come in!
Later:
Vash: so you guys came to interveiw me!
Merl: yeah, we just had to kill relena, so we came over here! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. We rooaaaaaaaaaaaaasteed her! Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahha!
Nall: settle down!
Merl: sorry. Ok. On with the interview.
Just hen there is a thump on the roof. Ghalon (minus cape) stomps in
Ghalon: I am lord of the dance (ghalon proceeds to bust a move, dancing pretty well).
All dragons: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, its ghalon, lord of the dance, come to dance us to death!
Ghalons pixie backup dancers: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
All dragons: wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, pixies. Were doomed!
Nall: wait a minute. We can turn into giant, 20 foot tall, killer dragons.
Meanwhile, ghalon is just a loser in a dance. Holyshit!
Merl: hey, you're right!
Vash: lets kick some ass!
All proceed to turn into dragons
Ghalon: oh shit! It's the mother of all dooky ships. Run, my tastie little friends, run!
Ghalon escapes the cave through the hole in the roof, but the dancing pixies don't escape!
Shckwish!
Vash: cool, we won. To the bar everyone!
Well, at the first bar they went to, they forgat they were dragons, and crushed the bar. They found a second one though
Hours later:
Merl:(drunk) wehoooo. I am lovin yer shirt senyorita!
Nall: I am your senyorita always, ma lovly dagon buddy! Teehooo!
Vash: bartender, I wan more of this crubby junk. is so great, this stuuf. Geme sommore, or al getcha, an takya backa my place to make wid da sweetness, an then yool go " mista Vash, woodja murry" and id go, id go, um "weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
(All three dragons fall over laughing.)
Merl: (yelling) Ruby, you dumb bitch, stay awwway fraom naoll. Hes my buby, an you canno hav im. (merl hits a nerby cat so hard it flys through the wall)
Barkeep: OK, that's it! You guys are to drunk. Get out of here.
Vash: you ant da bass o us.
Nall and Merl: yeh, derk!
All three: prepare to die!
They all Shoot flames, missing the barkeep, and hitting a reflection of them all.
Nall:Oh no, we killed our selves!
Vash: so what!
Nall: ok!
Merl: me am the king of the picket fence! And ok!
All: bring me more of your pixie beer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alright, that's it. That was my first good fic. Please review. OK good. ByE
Next: I don't own vash, or any of the lunar charactors, of gundam. Hell, I don't even own the computer im typing this on! If you are affended by ninny cussing, go home, get some guts, and then come back. If you are still affended, read on, because I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE to affend people. So hey, be a pal an read my fic. If you do you get a free, complementery bag o nuthin. Cool, huh!
Soooooooooooo, I am going to start the story now!
Title: Dragon frolic
Author: Vash, the shiny dragon, mega made up boss dragon from lunar (I am good buds with taomi and merl!) who will eat you!
It was a hot day in the dragon's lair. Vash was bored to tears
Vash: Booo hoo hoo. Im bored to tears!
Merl and Nall (knocking on door) open up. Its us hear to interveiw you!
Vash (taking human form) ok, alright! Some action.
Vash gets uo and opens the door to his inner chamber. Nall and merl are being attaked by monsters.
Vash: Guys, why didn't you guys take the service elevator! Come in!
Later:
Vash: so you guys came to interveiw me!
Merl: yeah, we just had to kill relena, so we came over here! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. We rooaaaaaaaaaaaaasteed her! Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahha!
Nall: settle down!
Merl: sorry. Ok. On with the interview.
Just hen there is a thump on the roof. Ghalon (minus cape) stomps in
Ghalon: I am lord of the dance (ghalon proceeds to bust a move, dancing pretty well).
All dragons: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, its ghalon, lord of the dance, come to dance us to death!
Ghalons pixie backup dancers: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
All dragons: wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, pixies. Were doomed!
Nall: wait a minute. We can turn into giant, 20 foot tall, killer dragons.
Meanwhile, ghalon is just a loser in a dance. Holyshit!
Merl: hey, you're right!
Vash: lets kick some ass!
All proceed to turn into dragons
Ghalon: oh shit! It's the mother of all dooky ships. Run, my tastie little friends, run!
Ghalon escapes the cave through the hole in the roof, but the dancing pixies don't escape!
Shckwish!
Vash: cool, we won. To the bar everyone!
Well, at the first bar they went to, they forgat they were dragons, and crushed the bar. They found a second one though
Hours later:
Merl:(drunk) wehoooo. I am lovin yer shirt senyorita!
Nall: I am your senyorita always, ma lovly dagon buddy! Teehooo!
Vash: bartender, I wan more of this crubby junk. is so great, this stuuf. Geme sommore, or al getcha, an takya backa my place to make wid da sweetness, an then yool go " mista Vash, woodja murry" and id go, id go, um "weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
(All three dragons fall over laughing.)
Merl: (yelling) Ruby, you dumb bitch, stay awwway fraom naoll. Hes my buby, an you canno hav im. (merl hits a nerby cat so hard it flys through the wall)
Barkeep: OK, that's it! You guys are to drunk. Get out of here.
Vash: you ant da bass o us.
Nall and Merl: yeh, derk!
All three: prepare to die!
They all Shoot flames, missing the barkeep, and hitting a reflection of them all.
Nall:Oh no, we killed our selves!
Vash: so what!
Nall: ok!
Merl: me am the king of the picket fence! And ok!
All: bring me more of your pixie beer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alright, that's it. That was my first good fic. Please review. OK good. ByE