Disclaimer: I do not own Zelda. I don't really own anything in this story.
All Zelda stuff belongs to Nintendo.
We join Link and Zelda at a hotel. They are taking a vacation!
Link: Yay! Were on vacation!
Zelda: Double yay! Were on vacation!
Hotel manager: Ahem. Your room number is 333
Link and Zelda: Yeah
At the elevator
Link: Stupid elevator! Would you come already?
Zelda: Link? Look at the front desk!
Link: Those feet look familiar! Oh well, I've got more important problems. STUPID ELEVATOR!
Zelda: Don't forget to say "Please"!
Link: Please!
The elevator comes
Link: FINALLY!
Meanwhile, at the front desk
Familiar-footed man(FFF): Alright! Where's my key?
Hotel manager(HM): First tell me your name
FFF: My name Thunder crash is Ganondorf!
HM: OK, Mr. Ganondorf! Your room number is 333!
Ganondorf: Leaves
On floor 3
Link: Stupid key! Why won't you work?
Ganondorf comes in without noticing Link or Zelda
Ganondorf: STUPID KEY! WHY WON'T YOU WORK?
Zelda: AAGH! IT"S GANONDORF! WERE ALL GONNA DIE! Runs around screaming
Link: Oooooooh! What does thiiiiiiis button dooooooo? Pushes button that's on door. Link, Zelda, and Ganondorf are all warped inside room
Zelda: So thaaaaaaaaaat's how you get in!
Ganondorf: I'm outta here!Realizes that there is no door in this room OH NO! I'M LOCKED IN A HOTEL ROOM WITH LINK AND ZELDA!
Link: But... I thought you liked us!
Zelda: You idiot! Ganondorf is the bad guy!
Link: Oh yeah...
Ganondorf: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AGH!
Link: Oh well! Lets have some fun!
Ganondorf: Opens mini fridge and takes out bottle of beer What is this stuff? The label says "Beer". Takes sip Hey! This stuff ROCKS! I must have more! MORE! MORE!
Zelda: Hey! This bathroom has every shampoo known to hylian! And to human! And some known to monkey!
Link: Playing N64 Hey! I have my own video game! But why did they name it the legend of ZELDA: the ocarina of time? Why not the legend of LINK: the ocarina of time?
Ganondorf: Must...have...more...beer...!
Zelda: Must...wash...someone's...hair...!
Link: Must...sue...Nintendo...for...naming...game...after...Zelda...!
All 3: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
So, that ends my first chapter! Not bad, ne?
We join Link and Zelda at a hotel. They are taking a vacation!
Link: Yay! Were on vacation!
Zelda: Double yay! Were on vacation!
Hotel manager: Ahem. Your room number is 333
Link and Zelda: Yeah
At the elevator
Link: Stupid elevator! Would you come already?
Zelda: Link? Look at the front desk!
Link: Those feet look familiar! Oh well, I've got more important problems. STUPID ELEVATOR!
Zelda: Don't forget to say "Please"!
Link: Please!
The elevator comes
Link: FINALLY!
Meanwhile, at the front desk
Familiar-footed man(FFF): Alright! Where's my key?
Hotel manager(HM): First tell me your name
FFF: My name Thunder crash is Ganondorf!
HM: OK, Mr. Ganondorf! Your room number is 333!
Ganondorf: Leaves
On floor 3
Link: Stupid key! Why won't you work?
Ganondorf comes in without noticing Link or Zelda
Ganondorf: STUPID KEY! WHY WON'T YOU WORK?
Zelda: AAGH! IT"S GANONDORF! WERE ALL GONNA DIE! Runs around screaming
Link: Oooooooh! What does thiiiiiiis button dooooooo? Pushes button that's on door. Link, Zelda, and Ganondorf are all warped inside room
Zelda: So thaaaaaaaaaat's how you get in!
Ganondorf: I'm outta here!Realizes that there is no door in this room OH NO! I'M LOCKED IN A HOTEL ROOM WITH LINK AND ZELDA!
Link: But... I thought you liked us!
Zelda: You idiot! Ganondorf is the bad guy!
Link: Oh yeah...
Ganondorf: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AGH!
Link: Oh well! Lets have some fun!
Ganondorf: Opens mini fridge and takes out bottle of beer What is this stuff? The label says "Beer". Takes sip Hey! This stuff ROCKS! I must have more! MORE! MORE!
Zelda: Hey! This bathroom has every shampoo known to hylian! And to human! And some known to monkey!
Link: Playing N64 Hey! I have my own video game! But why did they name it the legend of ZELDA: the ocarina of time? Why not the legend of LINK: the ocarina of time?
Ganondorf: Must...have...more...beer...!
Zelda: Must...wash...someone's...hair...!
Link: Must...sue...Nintendo...for...naming...game...after...Zelda...!
All 3: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
So, that ends my first chapter! Not bad, ne?